{"id":1000,"date":"2007-05-24T03:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T03:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2007-05-24T03:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T03:35:00","slug":"bringing-myself-back-to-life-and-the-invention-of-a-new-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/24\/bringing-myself-back-to-life-and-the-invention-of-a-new-drink\/","title":{"rendered":"Bringing myself back to life, and the invention of a new drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday and Thursday nights at BBQ Fest I hit the point of exhaustion&#8230; there just came a time each evening when I knew I was DONE. And Thursday night it came relatively early in the evening, about 9:30. I hated to leave when my booth would be open for another 2 1\/2 hours, but I just knew&#8230; it was time to go.<\/p>\n<p>Friday I recovered, but Saturday I started to get that feeling again&#8230; but even earlier, at about 4:30 in the afternoon. I didn&#8217;t want to miss an entire half day &#8211; the last day &#8211; of BBQ Fest! So I stopped drinking the keg beer that was being served in our booth, and walked outside. I saw a lemonade stand, and bought a large one for $6 and chugged it. It was wonderful! I bought a second, then a third. Yeah $18 for lemonade is a bit ridiculous, I thought, but if the festival wasn&#8217;t going on I&#8217;d be at the Saucer spending that much on beer.<\/p>\n<p>By 6:30 I had finished my third lemonade, and about an hour after that I felt marvelous! I was full of life and full of energy and happy to be alive. I stopped yawning and started dancing around the tent. When friends came to visit I was a chatterbox on the upstairs deck, and I stayed out with them at EP&#8217;s and the Tap Room until 2:30 in the morning. Those lemonades made a world of difference &#8211; I surmised that it was not only that the lemonade didn&#8217;t contain alcohol, but that all the sugar gave me the boost I needed.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, BBQ Fest was over, and I showed up at the Saucer mid-afternoon for my usual Sunday drinking extravaganza. By about 6:00 I could feel myself going downhill, so I decided to see if the trick I learned Saturday could work again. Now, the Saucer doesn&#8217;t sell lemonade, but they do sell a sugary, non-alcoholic beverage &#8211; Abita Root Beer. I figured two glasses of that would bring me back to life. So I ordered a root beer, drank it, and ordered my free refill. I noticed that Abita Root Beer tastes ever so slightly like Jagermeister.<\/p>\n<p>As I was drinking my second glass, I was joined by former Sleep Out&#8217;s bartender Frenchie. &#8220;Want to do a Jager Bomb?&#8221; he asked. A Jager Bomb is a shot glass of Jagermeister dropped into half a glass of (EDIT: Yikes! Otto just pointed out that a Jager Bomb is Jager + Red Bull, not Jager + beer) and then chugged. It tastes every bit as nasty as it sounds and it&#8217;s most definitely a one-way ticket to Stupidville. Since I still possessed a little common sense at that point I turned down Frenchie&#8217;s offer.<\/p>\n<p>But then I shared my observation that Abita Root Beer tastes slightly like Jager, and we both thought the same thing&#8230; Root Beer Jager Bomb. I&#8217;d say it was the birth of a new drink, but I guess it really hasn&#8217;t been &#8220;born&#8221; yet since neither of us dared to try one. I have a feeling that a Root Beer Jager Bomb could potentially do as much damage than the regular one, with the combined effect of the sugar and the Jager on one&#8217;s brain.<\/p>\n<p>Like I said, I haven&#8217;t actually tried one yet, but we do have a three-day weekend coming up.<\/p>\n<p>Coming tomorrow: A chance for you to have a say in Downtown building projects, and a new happy hour where Downtowners can meet their neighbors. I actually already have them typed up, but since I&#8217;ve posted 3 times this evening you already have plenty to read&#8230; they&#8217;ll be up at the lunch hour most likely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday and Thursday nights at BBQ Fest I hit the point of exhaustion&#8230; there just came a time each evening when I knew I was DONE. And Thursday night it came relatively early in the evening, about 9:30. 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