{"id":10407,"date":"2011-08-06T11:39:18","date_gmt":"2011-08-06T16:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=10407"},"modified":"2011-08-06T11:39:18","modified_gmt":"2011-08-06T16:39:18","slug":"brooke-is-gonna-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/06\/brooke-is-gonna-kill-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Brooke is gonna kill me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, after saying all week I was going to be at the Slider Inn grand opening&#8230; I didn&#8217;t make it last night. Brooke, who moved over to the Slider Inn from Bardog, is going to kick my ass. She&#8217;s only about 5&#8217;2&#8243; but I am legitimately scared of her.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t an issue of transportation down there. I was at the Saucer with a friend, and he said, &#8220;If you want to split a cab, we can head down there.&#8221; Rather, it was an issue of beer. I was going through my signature Dos Equis Lager with extra limes the way a fish goes through water. Meanwhile, I was checking Foursquare and Twitter and seeing that the place was so packed that both outdoor decks were full and people were spilling over into the sidewalk. &#8220;The interior of Slider Inn only seats about 50 people,&#8221; I thought. &#8220;That means they&#8217;re probably not going to have a whole lot of bathrooms, and there are going to be super long lines tonight.&#8221; Just wasn&#8217;t in the mood to deal with that.<\/p>\n<p>I do want to see the place though, and soon. If any Downtowners want to jump in a cab and head down there at any point this weekend or next, I&#8217;m game. I suppose I could stop there on my way home from work; just won&#8217;t be able to drink since I&#8217;ll have the car with me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve developed a new addiction: Reloading Foursquare every 10 minutes to see where everyone is. Been doing this lately to see if I knew anyone at Downtown&#8217;s two newest bars, Green Beetle and Brass Door, so I&#8217;d have an excuse to head over there. Actually did see two of my female friends check in at Brass Door, but I suspected it might be date night for them and didn&#8217;t want to intrude. So I just did my usual Friday routine of Saucer and Bardog, which is not a bad routine at all.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Foursquare: I have a large number of Foursquare and Facebook friend requests that I haven&#8217;t responded to yet. Cases where the name doesn&#8217;t immediately ring a bell, and while I may well know the person sending the request, I&#8217;m not 100% sure it&#8217;s not someone who plans on spamming me or trying to redirect me to a malware site. If you sent me a request and I haven&#8217;t responded, just shoot me an email (paul@paulryburn.com) saying you tried to add me and how you know me, and I&#8217;ll approve it. I&#8217;m perfectly fine being friends with people who I haven&#8217;t met in person but who read my blog, too, so if that&#8217;s the case just tell me you read my blog in the email.<\/p>\n<p>Just looked at Twitter. #Withyomonkeyass is a trending topic. I think I&#8217;m going to have to change my &#8220;trending&#8221; setting back to worldwide. Having it show Memphis trends is a constant reminder of how ghetto this city is.<\/p>\n<p>Elvis Week starts this week. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elvis.com\/elvisweek\/ew2011schedule.aspx\">Here&#8217;s the schedule.<\/a> Interesting fact I didn&#8217;t know: There are Elvis apps for the iPhone and Android.<\/p>\n<p>Attention Commercial Appeal: Good article about how low-income seniors on the food voucher program are under-served, but, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.commercialappeal.com\/news\/2011\/aug\/06\/accusations-of-racism-hit-farm-market\/\">TERRIBLE HEADLINE<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Plans for today: Lots of important stuff. For example, I need to search for YouTube clips to see what happened on WWE Smackdown last night. After that I&#8217;ll probably go drink a beer.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, after saying all week I was going to be at the Slider Inn grand opening&#8230; I didn&#8217;t make it last night. Brooke, who moved over to the Slider Inn from Bardog, is going to kick my ass. She&#8217;s only about 5&#8217;2&#8243; but I am legitimately scared of her. It wasn&#8217;t an issue of transportation &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/06\/brooke-is-gonna-kill-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Brooke is gonna kill me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10407"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10407"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10409,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10407\/revisions\/10409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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