Let’s see what we have in the ol’ Inbox today.<\/p>\n
Subj: che@p OEM soft\/\/are ships \/\/orldwide<\/span><\/p>\n \/\/ow, this is cert@inly gre@t news. I \/\/@s just thinking, I \/\/ould like to buy some new soft\/\/ware, @nd I don’t \/\/@nt to spend @ lot of money. @nd it’s @ good thing th@t they ship \/\/orldwide, since their e-mail @ppears to have come from Chin@.<\/p>\n From: Gerardo Arrendondo<\/span><\/p>\n Subj: Hi I am 25 yo girl and I am bored. I want to chat tonight.<\/span><\/p>\n From: Emmett Holmes<\/span><\/p>\n Subj: Hi I am 25 yo girl and I am bored. I want to chat this afternoon.<\/span><\/p>\n From: Antony Hunyh<\/span><\/p>\n Subj: Hi I am 25 yo girl and I am bored. I want to chat <\/span><\/p>\n I guess giving girls very masculine-sounding names was all the rage among people who became new parents in 1982. And Antony needs to learn to use his, um, I mean her, spam software better.<\/p>\n Subj: Give your GF the gift of a larger penis!<\/span><\/p>\n You want me to buy penis enlargement for my girlfriend? Um, dude, I don’t know what kinds of women you think I date, but I prefer women WITHOUT penises.<\/p>\n Subj: URGENT PLEASE OPEN THIS MESSAGE. we’ve got what women want and need!<\/span><\/p>\n Oh cool, it must be a Tupperware sale!<\/p>\n (Okay, I admit it, I stole that one from Les Nessman on WKRP in Cincinnati<\/span>.)<\/p>\n Subj: If uniwa is not up, send it to munnari and munnari will get it to uniwa eventually.<\/span><\/p>\n Huh?<\/p>\n Good to know munnari is on top of things though.<\/p>\n Subj: SU ATENCION POR FAVOR<\/span><\/p>\n Sorry, I don’t speak Spanish. (delete)<\/p>\n Subj: YOU’RE A WINNER PRIZE CONF# xl-17is324106<\/span><\/p>\n I won a prize! I won a prize!!! Of course, I’ll need to send them my Social Security number, date of birth, bank card PIN#, and permission to withdraw $599.99(*) from my bank account in order to confirm my identity, but that’s all right – I won a prize!!!<\/p>\n (*) Possible additional fees to accrue.<\/p>\n Subj: Buy Vi@gr@ and Ci@li$! E@sy p@yment and $hipping!<\/span><\/p>\n Hey, it looks like the guy who sells cheap OEM software has added a side business. Good for him, there are plenty of ways to make money in today’s global economy.<\/p>\n And that’ll do it for the mail bag today. See you later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Let’s see what we have in the ol’ Inbox today. Subj: che@p OEM soft\/\/are ships \/\/orldwide \/\/ow, this is cert@inly gre@t news. I \/\/@s just thinking, I \/\/ould like to buy some new soft\/\/ware, @nd I don’t \/\/@nt to spend @ lot of money. @nd it’s @ good thing th@t they ship \/\/orldwide, since their … Continue reading “Mail bag”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}