{"id":10763,"date":"2011-10-03T23:20:30","date_gmt":"2011-10-04T04:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=10763"},"modified":"2011-10-03T23:34:50","modified_gmt":"2011-10-04T04:34:50","slug":"bardog-to-give-away-another-hearse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/03\/bardog-to-give-away-another-hearse\/","title":{"rendered":"Bardog to give away another hearse"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Bardog Tavern is giving away a hearse on Halloween for the second year in a row. It’s a raffle and there are discounts if you buy multiple tickets. The hearse will be legally parked outside Bardog all month, as it was last year. Last year some humorless old poot in the Shrine Building complained about “property values” because of the hearse. If that resident is still there, I offer the following advice: Go fuck yourself. This is not Germantown and people do not have a corncob up their ass down here. Everyone else, come buy raffle tickets and win this hearse! If I win it I will drive it.<\/p>\n

(Edited to add: Damn that’s a full-size Fleetwood Brougham hearse, not one of the little ones after Caddy downsized almost all of their fleet in the mid-80s. Nice.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bardog Tavern is giving away a hearse on Halloween for the second year in a row. It’s a raffle and there are discounts if you buy multiple tickets. The hearse will be legally parked outside Bardog all month, as it was last year. Last year some humorless old poot in the Shrine Building complained about … Continue reading “Bardog to give away another hearse”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10763"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10763"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10768,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10763\/revisions\/10768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}