{"id":1093,"date":"2007-07-13T03:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-13T03:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1093"},"modified":"2007-07-13T03:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-13T03:56:00","slug":"drunk-post-but-it-has-lots-of-good-information-so-stfu-and-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/13\/drunk-post-but-it-has-lots-of-good-information-so-stfu-and-read\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk post. But it has lots of good information, so STFU and read."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Tonight I received a tip on where to find the best ribs Downtown.  You can only find them two nights a week, according to my source.  Here&#8217;s what you do.  Go to Handy Park at Third and Beale.  Enter the park as everyone else does, off Beale.  Turn left.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll see men&#8217;s and women&#8217;s restrooms.  Ignore those.  Keep going left.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll see a door.  It will appear to be closed.  Knock on it.  When it opens, order ribs.<\/p>\n<p>Disclaimer:  This info may or may not be accurate.  But this is what I&#8217;ve been told.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;  New shopping service downtown.   See flyer:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/memphisshoppingbag-756393.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;margin:0 auto 10px;\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/memphisshoppingbag-755888.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>That link is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memphisshoppingbag.com\/\">memphisshoppingbag.com<\/a>.  As always, click for a larger image.  I saw this poster on the Main Street Mall and photographed it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;  Went to the Saucer and then Blues City tonight.  Saw the Dempseys at Blues City.  They played &#8220;Thunder Road\/Summertime Blues&#8221; on the first set.  I was happy.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I was asked if I have ever eaten chitlins.  I can&#8217;t say I have.  &#8220;That&#8217;s the large intestine of a pig,&#8221; the barback informed me, &#8220;That&#8217;s what shapes a turd,&#8221; he said.  Sounds delicious.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;ll do it.  Aren&#8217;t you glad you stayed up late to read this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Tonight I received a tip on where to find the best ribs Downtown. You can only find them two nights a week, according to my source. Here&#8217;s what you do. Go to Handy Park at Third and Beale. Enter the park as everyone else does, off Beale. Turn left. You&#8217;ll see men&#8217;s and women&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/13\/drunk-post-but-it-has-lots-of-good-information-so-stfu-and-read\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Drunk post. But it has lots of good information, so STFU and read.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->