Yesterday I was standing at the bar, and a woman came up and ordered two glasses of orange juice. “Do you want anything with them?” asked the bartender.<\/p>\n
“No, just the orange juice,” the woman said.<\/p>\n
“If she’s a Downtowner,” I smiled and thought, “she’s concealing a flask.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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