{"id":11363,"date":"2012-01-21T08:42:43","date_gmt":"2012-01-21T14:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=11363"},"modified":"2012-01-21T08:44:15","modified_gmt":"2012-01-21T14:44:15","slug":"why-there-was-no-post-yesterday-and-a-tip-for-those-who-are-active-in-their-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/21\/why-there-was-no-post-yesterday-and-a-tip-for-those-who-are-active-in-their-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Why there was no post yesterday (and a tip for those who are active in their church)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t have the opportunity to post yesterday because I attended a Facebook marketing training seminar out east at the Hilton. The seminar&#8217;s title was &#8220;Facebook Marketing for Relative Newbies.&#8221; Since I&#8217;m not exactly a newbie, I expected to be bored out of my mind for 5 of the 6 hours, and pick up useful tips in the remaining hour. That was not the case. I was engaged for the entire 6 hours, and took probably 5 pages of notes. The instructor was great about figuring out who the advanced students were in the room and tasking them to help the newcomers.<\/p>\n<p>When she&#8217;s not doing corporate training, the instructor, Faye Hill, runs a consulting business helping churches improve their customer service. Many people don&#8217;t realize this is an issue, but it is. If your church could use some improvement in that area, by all means <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/fayehillassociates\">check out the Faye Hill &amp; Associates Facebook fan page<\/a> for more information.<\/p>\n<p>So, toward the end of the day we were sitting at tables of three to five. We had absorbed most of the knowledge by that point, and were given a group exercise. Each group was given a shape, and we had to design a 30-second commercial and Facebook campaign around our shape. This is what my table was given:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/greenscoop.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-11364\" title=\"greenscoop\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/greenscoop.jpg?resize=250%2C122\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/greenscoop.jpg?resize=500%2C244 500w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/greenscoop.jpg?resize=300%2C146 300w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/greenscoop.jpg?resize=150%2C73 150w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/greenscoop.jpg?resize=400%2C195 400w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/greenscoop.jpg?w=1529 1529w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 85vw, 250px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We first had to decide what our object was &#8211; a spoon, a peanut, and a hairbrush were all tossed around as ideas. Finally we decided it was a scoop. Since it was green, we decided it had something to do with being &#8220;green&#8221; or environmentally friendly. We came up with a story that our business was a children&#8217;s activity center. Parents could bribe their children with frozen yogurt while they learned about being kind to the environment. As a play on Project Green Fork, we named our business Project Green Scoop. I was elected to do our 30-second commercial. When it was our turn, I got up and said,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em><strong>&#8220;Start the new year off right by teaching your kids to love the Earth. At Project Green Scoop, your children will enjoy our delicious frozen yogurt while they engage in a variety of activities that will teach them to recycle, to buy environmentally friendly products, and to live a more healthy lifestyle. &#8220;Like&#8221; us on Facebook<\/strong><\/em> (pointing the scoop toward the &#8220;Like&#8221; button) <em><strong>and enter your name and email address to get a coupon for your first cup of yogurt, free!&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Those of you who know me personally know that most of the time, I am rather quiet, and I really surprised myself by doing that announcer&#8217;s voice so well. After a few minutes I realized where it came from. It came from watching the Poo Trap commercial.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-IrlhLF1c3k\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Yeah I know that&#8217;s the third time I&#8217;ve posted that video, but if you haven&#8217;t seen it, take a minute to click Play. It is one of the funniest commercials you&#8217;ll ever see.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, you may think to yourself, &#8220;That was kind of a silly exercise.&#8221; It actually wasn&#8217;t. Besides getting us to use what we learned about Facebook, trainer Faye Hill told us afterward that it was designed to teach an additional lesson. &#8220;What if this had been an individual exercise?&#8221; she asked us. &#8220;No one of you would have come up with anything nearly as creative.&#8221; The exercise taught us the importance of having a team to work on social media marketing campaigns.<\/p>\n<p>The class wrapped up about 3:45, and I thought to myself, &#8220;Hmmm, I&#8217;ve got time to get to the office by 4:30.&#8221; And by &#8220;the office&#8221; I mean &#8220;the Second Street Branch Office.&#8221; And by &#8220;the Second Street Branch Office&#8221; I mean &#8220;the Flying Saucer.&#8221; Nice to have an early start to happy hour yesterday. Also nice to get an extra hour&#8217;s sleep in the morning. If I ever get elected president, I&#8217;m going to issue an executive order that all corporate training seminars should be 9 AM-4 PM.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m going to get caught up and see what I missed yesterday and hopefully pull a &#8220;Saturday update&#8221; post together. Apologies if you sent me an email yesterday and I didn&#8217;t respond &#8211; I&#8217;ve got over 50 sitting in my inbox that I&#8217;ll try to get to this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t have the opportunity to post yesterday because I attended a Facebook marketing training seminar out east at the Hilton. The seminar&#8217;s title was &#8220;Facebook Marketing for Relative Newbies.&#8221; Since I&#8217;m not exactly a newbie, I expected to be bored out of my mind for 5 of the 6 hours, and pick up useful &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/21\/why-there-was-no-post-yesterday-and-a-tip-for-those-who-are-active-in-their-church\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why there was no post yesterday (and a tip for those who are active in their church)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11363"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11363"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11367,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11363\/revisions\/11367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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