{"id":1270,"date":"2007-10-01T18:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T18:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2007-10-01T18:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T18:58:00","slug":"how-to-make-chinese-people-laugh-at-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/01\/how-to-make-chinese-people-laugh-at-you\/","title":{"rendered":"How to make Chinese people laugh at you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Go to a Chinese restaurant and order Egg Foo Young.<\/p>\n<p>A lot of Sunday nights I tend to hang out at the Flying Saucer until about 9:15 in the evening.  Then I tab out and hurry to Wang&#8217;s so I can order drunk to-go food before Wang&#8217;s closes at 9:30.<\/p>\n<p>Well, last night I decided I was in the mood for egg foo young.  Which is odd because I HATED eggs growing up &#8211; I absolutely refused to eat them.  But recently, I&#8217;ve developed a taste for them when in omelets, frittatas and similar dishes.  So I went to Wang&#8217;s and ordered shrimp egg foo young.<\/p>\n<p>And immediately, all the servers and the bartender cracked up laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently egg foo young isn&#8217;t a REAL Chinese dish.  I kind of knew this already&#8230; the &#8220;fake&#8221; Chinese dishes, including egg foo young, chow mein, and chop suey, are relegated to a tiny corner of the menu.  It appears that it&#8217;s a sign that when someone orders one of these, that they don&#8217;t appreciate &#8220;real&#8221; Chinese food.<\/p>\n<p>So I let the staff have a laugh at my expense.  Really, I didn&#8217;t mind.  Usually I order from the regular part of the menu, with the Garlic Chicken\/Shrimp and the Sha Cha Chicken\/Shrimp among my favorites.  (My favorite blogger\/MILF likes the Sha Cha Chicken too.  If we ever meet in person I have no doubt we&#8217;ll get along very well, as long as we don&#8217;t discuss pro football.)  It just so happened that last night, I was hungry for Egg Foo Young.<\/p>\n<p>The great thing about Wang&#8217;s is that you always get enough food for two meals, so I have leftovers in the fridge.  Not sure how good leftover Egg Foo Young is going to be, though.<\/p>\n<p>More posts still to come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go to a Chinese restaurant and order Egg Foo Young. A lot of Sunday nights I tend to hang out at the Flying Saucer until about 9:15 in the evening. Then I tab out and hurry to Wang&#8217;s so I can order drunk to-go food before Wang&#8217;s closes at 9:30. Well, last night I decided &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/01\/how-to-make-chinese-people-laugh-at-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to make Chinese people laugh at you&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->