I need to install a Breathalyzer on this laptop, which prevents me from posting or sending e-mail when my blood alcohol level is above .10. I’d guess I’m about twice that right now.<\/p>\n
God I’m tempted to go off on a Downtown business that supported King Willie. It probably will happen, but I’m just trying to wait until I’m sober so I don’t drop the f-bomb 30 times in a 2-paragraph post.<\/p>\n
As I type this it’s just after 7 AM. Four more hours until the Saucer opens. Then I can start drinking again.<\/p>\n
Glad I took this week as a vacation week.<\/p>\n
Until the bars open, back to bed… hope I can get back to sleep. Guess I’ll try counting sheep. Or imagining what my favorite blogger\/MILF looks like naked. Or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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