{"id":1299,"date":"2007-10-11T15:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-11T15:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1299"},"modified":"2007-12-29T00:58:39","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T06:58:39","slug":"meeting-the-milf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/11\/meeting-the-milf\/","title":{"rendered":"Meeting the MILF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After almost a year of knowing each other only through e-mail and remarks on each others&#8217; blogs, I&#8217;m finally going to meet my favorite blogger\/MILF today.  She started working Downtown recently and we&#8217;re going to meet for lunch.  We had planned to meet a couple of times in the past, but in each case she had to cancel.  This time, it&#8217;s on.  Reading her blog the past couple of weeks has been a real education into how the female mind works.<\/p>\n<p>I just read a bulletin of hers on MySpace.  Last year she dressed up for Halloween as a sexy witch, but she ended up modifying the costume and became Drunk Girl Doing Jello Shots In Her Underwear.  I am SO looking forward to meeting this girl.<\/p>\n<p>Bought the John Lennon glass last night at the Saucer.  It&#8217;s white with &#8220;WAR IS OVER if you want it&#8221; in black, which is kind of a boring glass but nevertheless is significant because it&#8217;s a replica of the bulletin boards John and Yoko took out around the world in 1969.  I sat at the window facing Second Street near the pool table and watched bums, as I tend to do on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday nights.  On Tuesdays, I sit in the inside room and hold the rail nearest the door for my trivia team.  One of the Saucer employees seems to have figured out my routine, as lately I&#8217;ve had the same waitress about 80% of the time, despite her being one of 6 girls on the floor on any given night.<\/p>\n<p>Plans for the weekend:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Garry Goin and G3 tonight at EP&#8217;s.  I&#8217;ll get there about 11.<\/li>\n<li>Blessing of the Kegs at the Saucer tomorrow at 5, then a private party from 6 to 10, not sure after that.  Possibly back to the Saucer to catch the West Tennessee Wife Swappers.<\/li>\n<li>Raiford&#8217;s on Saturday<\/li>\n<li>Brunch at McGuinness on Sunday<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After almost a year of knowing each other only through e-mail and remarks on each others&#8217; blogs, I&#8217;m finally going to meet my favorite blogger\/MILF today. She started working Downtown recently and we&#8217;re going to meet for lunch. We had planned to meet a couple of times in the past, but in each case she &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/11\/meeting-the-milf\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Meeting the MILF&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->