{"id":13095,"date":"2012-11-17T15:00:16","date_gmt":"2012-11-17T21:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=13095"},"modified":"2012-11-17T15:05:47","modified_gmt":"2012-11-17T21:05:47","slug":"cab-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/17\/cab-rant\/","title":{"rendered":"Cab rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered, I wanted to rant about the cab ride to Midtown last night. Three of us pre-gamed at the Silly Goose for a drink, then walked down to Beale where cabs were lined up. We got in a Yellow Cab, one of the ones with the 577-7777 number.<\/p>\n<p>Yellow Cab has a new dispatch system that uses Samsung tablets with GPS on them. The cabbies brag about how it&#8217;s the most sophisticated system in America. Unfortunately, all the technology in the world does not make up for a lack of training.<\/p>\n<p>The driver asked where we were going, and we said, &#8220;Young Avenue Deli.&#8221; He looked like he didn&#8217;t know where that was, so we added, &#8220;Corner of Cooper and Young.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He still had no idea where we were going. &#8220;Can you give me an address?&#8221; he asked. I knew that Cooper intersects Young in the 2100 block, so I said &#8220;2159 Young.&#8221; That was off by a little but not much, and he was able to punch it into his GPS and get a route out there.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, do they not give cab drivers even the most basic training, beyond how to use the GPS device? If I owned a cab company, I would expect my drivers to know how to get to at least the following at a minimum:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Areas with popular nightspots: Beale Street, South Main, Cooper-Young, Overton Square, Broad Avenue Arts District, Highland Strip<\/li>\n<li>Major sports venues: FedExForum, AutoZone Park, Liberty Bowl<\/li>\n<li>Major theaters: Orpheum, Playhouse on the Square, Theatre Memphis<\/li>\n<li>Malls: Oak Court, Wolfchase<\/li>\n<li>Popular tourist spots: Rendezvous, Graceland, Civil Rights Museum, Peabody Hotel<\/li>\n<li>Transportation: The airport, the train station, the bus station<\/li>\n<li>Hospitals: Baptist, Methodist, The MED, St. Jude, LeBonheur<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I would also expect them to be able to recite the major streets from memory. Heck, I&#8217;ll do it. From north to south: Frayser Boulevard, James, 240, Chelsea, Jackson, North Parkway\/Summer, Poplar, Madison, Union\/Walnut Grove, Peabody, Central, Southern, South Parkway, Person, Mallory\/Norris\/Ball\/Ketchum, 240, Brooks, Mitchell\/Winchester, Raines, Shelby Drive, Holmes. From west to east: Riverside, Front, Main, Second, Third, Danny Thomas, Manassas, Pauline, 240, Bellevue, Cleveland, Belvedere, McLean, Cooper, East Parkway, Hollywood, Highland, Perkins, Mendenhall\/Mt. Moriah, White Station, 240, Ridgeway, Kirby Parkway, Germantown Parkway.<\/p>\n<p>And yeah, it&#8217;s easy for me because I&#8217;ve been a Memphian for many years. But tell me a person of average intelligence could not spend one day studying a map and be able to pass a test on this stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Furthermore, after a year on the job I&#8217;d require my drivers to pass another test, with questions like the following, no help from a GPS allowed.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Take me to Alchemy.<\/li>\n<li>Take me to the Downtown Gus&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<li>Take me to the nearest Huey&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<li>If Music Fest were happening right now, take me there.<\/li>\n<li>Take me to the city motor vehicle impound lot.<\/li>\n<li>Take me to Overton Park.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; and probably 15 similar questions.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A driver with a year&#8217;s experience ought to know most questions of this type, without consulting a GPS, if they&#8217;ve been paying attention.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I have another question. Our driver last night had that fancy-schmancy Samsung tablet. Why, then, should we have to tell him the address to Young Avenue Deli? Why couldn&#8217;t he start a Yellow Pages app and LOOK UP THE ADDRESS?????<\/p>\n<p>Okay, rant over. Until Yellow Cab gets its act together better with these tablets, I&#8217;m going to be calling Arrow (323-3333) when I need a cab. Alternately, I&#8217;ll use the Taxi Magic app on my iPhone (and guess which is the one cab company whose dispatch system doesn&#8217;t work with Taxi Magic? Here&#8217;s a hint: They use fancy Samsung tablets.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered, I wanted to rant about the cab ride to Midtown last night. Three of us pre-gamed at the Silly Goose for a drink, then walked down to Beale where cabs were lined up. We got in a Yellow Cab, one of the ones with the 577-7777 number. 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