{"id":1321,"date":"2007-10-22T17:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T17:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1321"},"modified":"2008-07-18T12:55:02","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T17:55:02","slug":"dress-like-a-doofus-eat-for-cheap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/22\/dress-like-a-doofus-eat-for-cheap\/","title":{"rendered":"Dress like a doofus. Eat for cheap."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard a rumor that if you eat lunch at McGuinness on Mondays, and you dress in a red polo or light gray polo, black slacks, black belt, black socks, and black <a href=\"http:\/\/www.endless.com\/b\/241993011?%5Fencoding=UTF8&#038;tag=paulryburncom-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325\">shoes<\/a><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=paulryburncom-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> &#8211; please note that they have to be POLISHABLE <a href=\"http:\/\/www.endless.com\/b\/241993011?%5Fencoding=UTF8&#038;tag=paulryburncom-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325\">shoes<\/a><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=paulryburncom-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>, that&#8217;s very important &#8211; you&#8217;ll get 30% off your bill.<\/p>\n<p>Why?  Because Monday is Uniform Monday at AutoZone, whose headquarters are a couple of blocks away.  The outfit I described above is the corporate uniform, so if you go in McG wearing that attire they&#8217;ll assume you work at AutoZone and give you the company discount.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard a rumor that if you eat lunch at McGuinness on Mondays, and you dress in a red polo or light gray polo, black slacks, black belt, black socks, and black shoes &#8211; please note that they have to be POLISHABLE shoes, that&#8217;s very important &#8211; you&#8217;ll get 30% off your bill. Why? Because &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/22\/dress-like-a-doofus-eat-for-cheap\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dress like a doofus. Eat for cheap.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->