{"id":1349,"date":"2007-11-03T17:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1349"},"modified":"2007-12-29T00:38:24","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T06:38:24","slug":"important-downtown-news-the-new-improved-scratchy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/03\/important-downtown-news-the-new-improved-scratchy\/","title":{"rendered":"Important Downtown news: The new, improved Scratchy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most Downtowners are familiar with Jimmy, the homeless guy who wanders the streets and constantly scratches his beard (earning him the nickname &#8220;Scratchy&#8221;).  Scratchy may be homeless but he is NOT a bum.  He never asks for anything, and if you talk to him he&#8217;s a very nice guy.  When the Sunday brunch crew was hanging out at Sleep Out Louie&#8217;s, we sort of adopted Scratchy as our mascot.<\/p>\n<p>Well, yesterday I saw someone new on the streets:  New, Improved Scratchy.  New, Improved Scratchy looks and dresses just like Original Scratchy, except he&#8217;s a couple of inches taller.  But there&#8217;s a big difference:  New, Improved Scratchy IS a bum.  I saw him on the streets for hours yesterday, walking up to people and begging them for money.<\/p>\n<p>They look enough alike that people could easily confuse them.  I hope Scratchy doesn&#8217;t end up getting a bad rap Downtown for things that New, Improved Scratchy did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most Downtowners are familiar with Jimmy, the homeless guy who wanders the streets and constantly scratches his beard (earning him the nickname &#8220;Scratchy&#8221;). Scratchy may be homeless but he is NOT a bum. He never asks for anything, and if you talk to him he&#8217;s a very nice guy. When the Sunday brunch crew was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/03\/important-downtown-news-the-new-improved-scratchy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Important Downtown news: The new, improved Scratchy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->