{"id":1395,"date":"2007-11-25T15:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-25T15:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1395"},"modified":"2007-12-29T00:25:05","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T06:25:05","slug":"the-things-you-see-in-downtown-memphis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/25\/the-things-you-see-in-downtown-memphis\/","title":{"rendered":"The things you see in Downtown Memphis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>PROFANITY ALERT:  If you have a problem with the f-word, skip this post.  I rarely bust it out in my blog anymore, but this is a case where it&#8217;s absolutely unavoidable.  There&#8217;s no other term to appropriately describe what I saw.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>So, last night, I left Earnestine &amp; Hazel&#8217;s about 1:30 and started walking back toward the Downtown core.  As I passed the intersection of Main and Talbot I heard moaning.  I looked over to my right, and saw a vacant grassy field at the corner of Mulberry and Talbot.  There was a dude who had a girl up against a fence and they were totally FUCKING, right there.  I could hear her screaming and moaning half a block away as I walked by.  He was spanking her, too.  From the sound of things he was really giving it to her good.<\/p>\n<p>I imagine the proximity of Raiford&#8217;s (one block to the north) had something to do with their choice of location.<\/p>\n<p>Geez.  It was 35 degrees and windy at that time.  I&#8217;m not even sure my equipment would work under those conditions, no matter how hot the girl is.  Maybe dude popped a Viagra or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PROFANITY ALERT: If you have a problem with the f-word, skip this post. I rarely bust it out in my blog anymore, but this is a case where it&#8217;s absolutely unavoidable. There&#8217;s no other term to appropriately describe what I saw. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- So, last night, I left Earnestine &amp; Hazel&#8217;s about 1:30 and started walking &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/25\/the-things-you-see-in-downtown-memphis\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The things you see in Downtown Memphis&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->