{"id":1427,"date":"2007-12-13T13:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T13:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1427"},"modified":"2007-12-29T00:16:54","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T06:16:54","slug":"another-only-in-memphis-will-you-see-this-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/13\/another-only-in-memphis-will-you-see-this-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Another &#34;only in Memphis will you see this&#34; post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to read some thoroughly entertaining stuff, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thaddeusmatthews.com\/\">Thaddeus Matthews&#8217; blog<\/a>, particularly the post for Sunday, December 9 and the post immediately above it.  Apparently a local preacher &#8211; the one who built the giant &#8220;Statue of Liberation in Christ&#8221; out in East Memphis &#8211; gave a sermon on &#8220;How to keep your husband so the hoe don&#8217;t get him.&#8221;  According to Thaddeus, the pulpit was transformed into a bedroom, and the preacher and his wife put on a show for the congregation.  Check his post for complete, graphic details.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t possibly come up with anything to blog today that&#8217;s as entertaining.<\/p>\n<p>Plans for this evening:<\/p>\n<p>5 PM:  Come home from work and take a NAP!<\/p>\n<p>7:30 PM:  Hit the Saucer for a beer.  I&#8217;m only staying for one before I move on to the next stop.  30 minutes should be plenty to drink one beer, especially now that I no longer have to interrupt my drinking to run across the street and get ranch.<\/p>\n<p>8:00 PM:  Hoop&#8217;s Bar\/EP&#8217;s.  Don&#8217;t forget, you can listen to Q107.5 today and learn how to score free drinks and food at EP&#8217;s from 8 to 9 tonight.  Also, I&#8217;ve been told that house band Garry Goin and G3 will have a very special guest singing with them tonight.  Hopefully the early nap will let me go a little longer into the night than usual.<\/p>\n<p>Possibly next up:  My thoughts on the Presidential race.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to read some thoroughly entertaining stuff, check out Thaddeus Matthews&#8217; blog, particularly the post for Sunday, December 9 and the post immediately above it. Apparently a local preacher &#8211; the one who built the giant &#8220;Statue of Liberation in Christ&#8221; out in East Memphis &#8211; gave a sermon on &#8220;How to keep &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/13\/another-only-in-memphis-will-you-see-this-post\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Another &#34;only in Memphis will you see this&#34; post&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->