{"id":1436,"date":"2007-12-20T17:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T17:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1436"},"modified":"2007-12-29T00:14:10","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T06:14:10","slug":"bum-story-du-jour-and-other-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/20\/bum-story-du-jour-and-other-notes\/","title":{"rendered":"Bum story du jour, and other notes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday night a friend of mine who works at a Downtown restaurant got off work.  As many restaurant workers do, his plan was to change clothes in his car and go back out.  As he approached his car a bum appeared and asked for some money.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a local, dude, leave me alone,&#8221; my friend said.  He then proceeded to get in the car and start changing clothes.<\/p>\n<p>The bum knocked on the car window.  &#8220;Well, can I help you change clothes for a dolla?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>These people are unbelievable.<\/p>\n<p>I was one of only about 7 people to observe the pajama party theme at Hoop&#8217;s Bar last night.  Still had a good time though.  People are going to start thinking I&#8217;m crazy (if they don&#8217;t already).  In the past two months, I&#8217;ve been seen walking out of my apartment building wearing a Flying Saucer Beer Goddess uniform, a Santa suit, a red sequined shirt and pimp hat, and now a robe and pajamas.<\/p>\n<p>Today after work I&#8217;m being interviewed by Memphis Magazine for their &#8220;Q&amp;A&#8221; column for an upcoming issue.  I&#8217;ve been told that I&#8217;ll be asked about my favorite bars Downtown, the panhandling problem, and whatever else is on my mind about Downtown Memphis.  Looking forward to it.<\/p>\n<p>After that I have two private Christmas parties to go to tonight.  My bank account can definitely use a night when I eat and drink for free.<\/p>\n<p>No Sunday Fun Day for me this week&#8230; driving home to Little Rock Sunday afternoon for Christmas.  I may stop by the Majestic and say Merry Christmas to the brunch crew and Patrick and Deni though.  Will be back in Memphis by 5 PM Christmas Day.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s the lunchtime post.  Back to work.  I need to grab this week&#8217;s copy of the Flyer and see what&#8217;s going on this weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday night a friend of mine who works at a Downtown restaurant got off work. As many restaurant workers do, his plan was to change clothes in his car and go back out. As he approached his car a bum appeared and asked for some money. &#8220;I&#8217;m a local, dude, leave me alone,&#8221; my friend &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/20\/bum-story-du-jour-and-other-notes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bum story du jour, and other notes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->