{"id":149,"date":"2005-07-11T22:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T22:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=149"},"modified":"2005-07-11T22:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-11T22:50:00","slug":"what-the-bums-are-drinking-this-week-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/what-the-bums-are-drinking-this-week-9\/","title":{"rendered":"What the bums are drinking this week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Based on the empty 50 mL one-shot liquor bottles I saw cluttering the downtown streets last weekend)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Seagram&#8217;s Gin and Juice<br \/>&#8211; Smirnoff Vodka<br \/>&#8211; Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka<br \/>&#8211; Strawberry vodka, some off-brand whose name escapes me<br \/>&#8211; Seagram&#8217;s 7<\/p>\n<p>Seems like the quality of the drink goes up as the bottles get smaller.  A few of those are ones I&#8217;d actually drink.  Gin and juice though &#8211; that&#8217;s about as ghetto as it gets.<\/p>\n<p>I have a story about those little one-shot bottles.  A friend of mine used to work at a downtown liquor store (not the one around the corner from where I live).  One day he closed the store for half an hour, went out on the street and picked up every empty bottle within a two-block radius.  He filled up an entire garbage bag.  Don&#8217;t any of the bums know how to use a trash can?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Based on the empty 50 mL one-shot liquor bottles I saw cluttering the downtown streets last weekend) &#8211; Seagram&#8217;s Gin and Juice&#8211; Smirnoff Vodka&#8211; Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka&#8211; Strawberry vodka, some off-brand whose name escapes me&#8211; Seagram&#8217;s 7 Seems like the quality of the drink goes up as the bottles get smaller. A few of those &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/what-the-bums-are-drinking-this-week-9\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What the bums are drinking this week&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->