{"id":1516,"date":"2008-01-22T13:00:25","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T19:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=1516"},"modified":"2008-01-22T13:00:25","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T19:00:25","slug":"calhouns-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/22\/calhouns-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Calhoun&#8217;s update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Calhoun&#8217;s Sports Bar &amp; Grill, the new sports bar on G.E. Patterson, asked me to let everyone know about the following improvements:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; They now have two new beers on tap:\u00a0 Newcastle Brown Ale and DOS EQUIS SPECIAL LAGER!!!!!!\u00a0 With XX Lager on tap, Calhoun&#8217;s may be seeing a lot more of me.\u00a0 Wait, the Saucer also has Dos Equis Lager on tap.\u00a0 And the Saucer also has hot waitresses in miniskirts.\u00a0 Okay,\u00a0beer alone\u00a0may not\u00a0be enough to get me in Calhoun&#8217;s.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s okay, because they have a lot more!\u00a0 See below&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; They now have the school food &#8220;pizzas&#8221; that you ate in the lunchroom when you were a kid.\u00a0 Cheese, sausage, and pepperoni.\u00a0 Those little rectangular pizzas were not half bad.\u00a0 School food &#8220;sloppy joes,&#8221; on the other hand, were disgusting, glad Calhoun&#8217;s isn&#8217;t carrying those.\u00a0 I remember growing up in the Little Rock\u00a0School District, they&#8217;d have school food\u00a0&#8220;sloppy joes&#8221; on Tuesday and school food &#8220;BBQ&#8221; on Thursday and\u00a0they&#8217;d try to pass it off as two different menu items even though it was the SAME DAMN THING!\u00a0\u00a0Even worse was the\u00a0school food &#8220;fish.&#8221;\u00a0 I had a friend of mine find an unidentified metallic object in the &#8220;fish&#8221; in junior high.\u00a0 Anyway, Calhoun&#8217;s has the pizzas and I bet they&#8217;d work really well as drunk food.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Smoke Eater has been installed to remove some of the smoke exhaled by those with filthy, nasty, disgusting nicotine addictions (my words, not Calhoun&#8217;s&#8230; they welcome smokers)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; They now have ESPN Full Court Package<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; They&#8217;ll have the MLB package in time for opening day<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; They&#8217;ll have a deck in the back by March so everyone can enjoy the nice weather.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; They&#8217;ll have the following Tiger games on:<\/p>\n<p>January 23:\u00a0 Tulsa, 7:00<br \/>\nJanuary 26:\u00a0 Gonzaga, 11:00 AM<br \/>\nJanuary 30:\u00a0 Houston, 7:00<br \/>\nFebruary 9:\u00a0 UCF, 3:00<br \/>\nFebruary 13:\u00a0 Houston, 8:00<br \/>\nFebruary 20:\u00a0 Tulane, 7:00<br \/>\nFebruary 23:\u00a0 Tennessee, 8:00<br \/>\nFebruary 27:\u00a0 Tulsa, 8:00<br \/>\nMarch 1:\u00a0 Southern Miss, 3:00<br \/>\nMarch 5:\u00a0 SMU, 7:00<br \/>\nMarch 8:\u00a0 UAB, noon<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Games that will NOT be carried at Calhoun&#8217;s:<\/p>\n<p>February 2:\u00a0 UTEP, noon<br \/>\nFebruary 6:\u00a0 SMU, 8:00<br \/>\nFebruary 16:\u00a0 UAB, 7:00<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard the place stays pretty consistently packed with South Main locals.\u00a0 Glad to hear they&#8217;re doing well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Calhoun&#8217;s Sports Bar &amp; Grill, the new sports bar on G.E. Patterson, asked me to let everyone know about the following improvements: &#8211; They now have two new beers on tap:\u00a0 Newcastle Brown Ale and DOS EQUIS SPECIAL LAGER!!!!!!\u00a0 With XX Lager on tap, Calhoun&#8217;s may be seeing a lot more of me.\u00a0 Wait, the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/22\/calhouns-update\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Calhoun&#8217;s update&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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