{"id":15249,"date":"2014-06-16T13:03:52","date_gmt":"2014-06-16T18:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=15249"},"modified":"2014-06-16T13:03:52","modified_gmt":"2014-06-16T18:03:52","slug":"mon-update-world-cup-envision-groupon-farmers-markets-south-main-electric-bus-disney-trivia-tube-top-month-slider-inn-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/16\/mon-update-world-cup-envision-groupon-farmers-markets-south-main-electric-bus-disney-trivia-tube-top-month-slider-inn-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Mon update: World Cup, Envision Groupon, farmers&#8217; markets, South Main, electric bus, Disney trivia, Tube Top Month, Slider Inn and more"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you have an event happening this weekend, it is a perfect week for you to let me know about it and get it listed in the blog. The reason why is that I will be looking for things to do myself! Nearly my entire Downtown crew will be out of town this weekend on a canoe trip, and I&#8217;m not going. If you have events email the info to paul@paulryburn.com, or hit me up on Facebook if we&#8217;re friends there.<\/p>\n<p>The USA team plays Ghana today in World Cup action. FiveThirtyEight has <a href=\"http:\/\/fivethirtyeight.com\/datalab\/world-cup-crib-notes-day-5\/\">crib notes<\/a> for today&#8217;s games and calls USA-Ghana the most even matchup of all of the round-robin games.<\/p>\n<p>The Brass Door is setting up a giant screen and cash bar outside for a watch party in the alley for the USA-Ghana match. You can bring your lawn chairs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/qz.com\/221596\/ghana-is-rationing-electricity-to-make-sure-people-can-watch-todays-world-cup-match-against-the-us\/\">Ghana is rationing electricity to make sure people can watch the World Cup match.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>From the Daily Beast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2014\/06\/16\/why-the-yanks-don-t-get-futbol.html\">Why the Yanks don&#8217;t get futbol<\/a><\/p>\n<p>From Mashable: <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2014\/06\/16\/united-states-ghana-world-cup-flooded\/\">Despite landslides, flooding, and sinkholes, the U.S.-Ghana match will go on<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a Groupon for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groupon.com\/deals\/envision-memphis\">5 or 10 group fitness classes at Envision Memphis<\/a>. Envision is the fitness club atop the Cadre Building at Second and Monroe. Very nice facility.<\/p>\n<p>Saw this on Facebook: <a href=\"http:\/\/eatlocalgrown.com\/article\/11392-27-reasons-to-avoid-farmers-markets-satire.html\">27 reasons to avoid farmers&#8217; markets<\/a>. Figured the folks at MFM would get a kick out of it.<\/p>\n<p>From the MBJ: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bizjournals.com\/memphis\/blog\/2014\/06\/developers-have-the-hots-for-south-main-memphis.html\">Developers have the hots for South Main<\/a> (photo gallery)<\/p>\n<p>From Gizmodo: <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/it-only-takes-this-electric-bus-15-seconds-to-charge-at-1591377601\">It only takes this electric bus 15 seconds to charge at every stop.<\/a> Somebody show this to MATA!<\/p>\n<p>Kevin Cerrito is hosting two Disney-themed trivia nights this week, with all six rounds being Disney questions. Wednesday night (7-9 PM) is the family-friendly version at Tamp &amp; Tap, with Disney-themed prizes. (I wonder if my new friend Henry will attend.) Thursday night (8-10 PM) is the 18+ version at Green Beetle.<\/p>\n<p>I got asked an interesting question yesterday. &#8220;Let&#8217;s say that a woman you think is amazing, beautiful, hot, whatever, just your type, told you, &#8216;I would date you if you gave up Tube Top Month.&#8217; Would you do it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>HAHAHA! I would have a lot of UNHAPPY readers, for sure! But yeah, I can think of three women who are awesome enough that I would kill the greatest thing to happen to Memphis since Jerry &#8220;The King&#8221; Lawler. So theoretically at least, there are people out there with the power to end Tube Top Month. I doubt it will happen though, so you can expect to be stuck with lots of tube top talk through July 6. I just LOVE those tube tops! ALL ABOUT THE TUBE TOPS #tubetops<\/p>\n<p>It was a so-so weekend for me, but not a very good weekend for a few of my friends. You know who you are and you&#8217;re in my thoughts.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t Downtown news but the Slider Inn in Midtown is doing a Tiki Tuesdays Throwdown tomorrow, with fire dancers, a whole hog roast, island music, coconut bras and grass skirts. If I were a Midtowner I would be there. Aldo never ceases to come up with some really cool stuff.<\/p>\n<p>So, am I the only person in the country not watching Game of Thrones? Maybe I should make a deal: Somebody explain to me what&#8217;s the big deal about Game of Thrones, and I&#8217;ll explain what&#8217;s going on these days in the WWE to you.<\/p>\n<p>Reminds me: I read the recap of last night&#8217;s TNA Wrestling&#8217;s pay-per-view this morning before work. I cannot believe anyone would pay their hard-earned money to watch that crap. Dixie Carter as a character sucks, Bobby Lashley sucks, Jeff Hardy&#8217;s Willow character bores me even more than the Jeff Hardy character, lots of Dusty Finishes in the matches with ref bumps and the like. I could go on and on. Velvet Sky is still hot but I&#8217;m not paying $40 to look at her. Bully Ray (the former Bubba Ray Dudley) is awesome as a character but I&#8217;m not sitting through 2 hours and 50 minutes of garbage to watch him be awesome for 10 minutes. I haven&#8217;t seen anything this bad since WCW&#8217;s final year and I expect TNA to be out of business within nine months.<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think about it, make that four women who could make me give up Tube Top Month. Velvet Sky could too. Although, it would be a crying shame because Velvet looks great in a tube top. Velvet is to me what the Suicide Girls are to my buddies Clay and John D.<\/p>\n<p>All right, this post is getting ridiculously long and has taken nearly my entire lunch break to type, so I&#8217;m going to hit Publish now. Melissa Monday at Bardog is not happening this week, and I posted &#8220;where should I go to watch the soccer game thingy?&#8221; on Facebook. My Saturday bartender Panda replied, &#8220;It&#8217;s PANDA MONDAY &#8211; and hold up a minute&#8230; come see me!&#8221; A better response would have been, &#8220;It&#8217;s PANDA MONDAY &#8211; and hold up a minute&#8230; come see me, I&#8217;ll wear a tube top for you!&#8221;, but, good enough. Bardog it is for happy hour and soccer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you have an event happening this weekend, it is a perfect week for you to let me know about it and get it listed in the blog. The reason why is that I will be looking for things to do myself! 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