This weekend I was thinking, I wonder if anyone has ever made a drinking game about my blog\/Facebook statues\/life? So this morning I woke \u00a0up a little early and made a list.<\/p>\n

Mentions PBR – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions tube tops – 1 drink, 2 if it’s during Tube Top Month<\/div>\n

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Mentions the Nuh-Uh Girl – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Posts pic of the Nuh-Uh Girl eating – 5 drinks<\/div>\n

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Posts pic of the Nuh-Uh Girl NOT eating – 20 drinks<\/div>\n

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Mentions any of the following bars: Flying Saucer, Blind Bear, Bardog Tavern, Silly Goose, Max’s Sports Bar – 1 drink<\/div>\n

Mentions any of the following: Panda Time, Melissa Monday, D-RANKS with B-RAD, librarian glasses – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions Brooke – 5 ounce Fireball shot<\/div>\n

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Pro wrestling reference – 1 drink, 2 if Ric Flair is mentioned<\/div>\n

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Mentions the BBQ team – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Refers to self as “Mr. Load-in” or “Moody Ques workhorse” – 2 drinks<\/div>\n

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Mentions that my team won a trophy in 2014 and Squeal Street did not – 3 drinks<\/div>\n

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Mentions that my BBQ team owns a flamethrower – 4 drinks<\/div>\n

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(I mentioned the flamethrower $\":mrgreen:\"$ )<\/div>\n

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Photo of my BBQ team’s booth – 5 drinks<\/div>\n

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Photo of my BBQ team’s booth and there’s food in it – chug<\/div>\n

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Uses the word “shitshow” – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Uses the word “dranks” – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Chair dancing – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions the Arkansas Razorbacks -1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions how much I hate Bruce Pearl – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions how much I hate UT and\/or Ole Miss – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions poker – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Wins poker night – 3 drinks<\/div>\n

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Wins poker league final table – 10 drinks<\/div>\n

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Posts pic of gong won at poker league final table – 20 drinks<\/div>\n

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PBR hoodie – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions how many plates I have at Flying Saucer – 1 drink for each plate, currently 8<\/div>\n

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Sleep Out Louie’s reference – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Travels east of Danny Thomas on the weekend – 5 drinks<\/div>\n

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Travels east of East Parkway on the weekend – 25 drinks<\/div>\n

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Gets rained on at a Memphis in May event – 10 drinks, 20 if Music Fest<\/div>\n

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Mentions the creepy guy who shows up at the same places I do – 1 drink, plus an additional one for every time he says “Well, you know…” or “ONE… more.”<\/div>\n

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Mentions cougars – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Posts Flying Saucer selfie with object balanced on head – 10 drinks<\/div>\n

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Posts pic of Blind Bear crawfish mac – 2 drinks, 4 if there’s also a PBR in the photo<\/div>\n

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Posts pic of Majestic Grille filet – 2 drinks, 4 if there’s also a PBR in the photo<\/div>\n

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Posts pic of self dressed up as a Saucer girl – drink until blind<\/div>\n

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Mentions “halftime” nap – 1 drink, 2 if I fail to wake up from the nap until the next morning<\/div>\n

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Posts pic taken on any rooftop – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Shows up to first bar of the day on Saturday\/Sunday with wet hair – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Drinks Miller High Life pony at Cafe Keough – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Wears Ickey Woods “get some cold cuts” shirt – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Posts Wine Race photos – 1 drink, 5 drinks if there are wardrobe malfunctions<\/div>\n

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Call-a-Cab (the Wet Willie’s drink) – 3 drinks<\/div>\n

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Mountain Dew -1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mountain Dew Kickstart – 2 drinks<\/div>\n

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Mentions Romanian girls -1 drink<\/div>\n

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Posts “ROMANIAN GYMNASTS!!!!!” during the Summer Olympics – 3 drinks<\/div>\n

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Air Traffic Mike comments “Well, you know…” on my Facebook status (just to clarify, he isn’t the creepy guy I referred to earlier) – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Orders ranch instead of ketchup – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions panhandlers – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions bacon – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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Mentions Fireball – 1 drink<\/div>\n

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That’s all I can think of for now. Will add to the list later. Probably back at lunchtime with a post.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"