{"id":16196,"date":"2015-04-25T09:29:37","date_gmt":"2015-04-25T14:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=16196"},"modified":"2015-04-25T09:29:37","modified_gmt":"2015-04-25T14:29:37","slug":"saturday-update-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/25\/saturday-update-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.38.28-HDR.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-16197\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.38.28-HDR.jpg?resize=500%2C416\" alt=\"2015-04-25 07.38.28 HDR\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.38.28-HDR.jpg?resize=500%2C416 500w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.38.28-HDR.jpg?resize=300%2C250 300w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.38.28-HDR.jpg?w=1848 1848w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.38.28-HDR.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Traffic on Riverside is being re-routed not only for Memphis in May, but today, also for Wing Fest. This sign looks like it&#8217;s telling drivers to turn right on the pedestrian Main Street Mall. City traffic engineers might want to re-think that one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I saw the sign on my morning walk to City Market. The past two weeks, I have gotten smoothies from the juice truck at Farmers Market. This morning I am not heading that far south, but City Market has smoothies too. I thought to myself, &#8220;I could totally get a cup filled with mango and strawberry and blueberry goodness.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Then I thought, &#8220;City Market also has Mountain Dew.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I totally got a Mountain Dew. <img src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/classic-smilies\/img\/icon_mrgreen.gif?w=840\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">(I used the Mr. Green icon I use when I mention my BBQ team&#8217;s flamethrower <img src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/classic-smilies\/img\/icon_mrgreen.gif?w=840\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/> )<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">(I mentioned the flamethrower <img src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/classic-smilies\/img\/icon_mrgreen.gif?w=840\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/> )<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In a rather silly mood this morning&#8230; It&#8217;s the first day of a three-day weekend for me and I am rather happy about that. There are a ton of things going on this weekend. But first, a look at the other product I bought at City Market.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-16199\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"2015-04-25 07.43.36\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=500%2C500 500w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=300%2C300 300w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=96%2C96 96w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=24%2C24 24w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=36%2C36 36w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=48%2C48 48w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?resize=64%2C64 64w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-25-07.43.36.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">New product called Mountain Dew Dewshine. 12 ounce glass bottle, made with real sugar. Being a lover of all things Dew (except Diet Dew, which tastes like cat piss) I had to try one. Tastes like halfway between a Dew and a Sprite. Not bad, although I prefer regular Dew.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In case you didn&#8217;t know, Mountain Dew is a nickname for moonshine. I think George Jones used that term in &#8220;White Lightnin'&#8221;. It got its name in the &#8217;40s when backwoods moonshine stills were still common.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dammit, I miss The Dempseys. Half their songs were about moonshine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Memphis Farmers Market is going until 1 and this week&#8217;s theme is <a href=\"https:\/\/t.e2ma.net\/message\/m6enm\/yzp027\">Give Peas a Chance<\/a>. Kinda makes me want to go down there and sing a duet of &#8220;Give Peace a Chance&#8221; with someone. Robo?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southernhotwingfestival.com\/\">Wing Fest<\/a> starts at 11 today. Good luck to my buddy Seth who writes the Best Memphis Burger blog. &#8220;Mr. Load-in&#8221; is rooting for you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">(If you&#8217;re playing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/21\/drinking-game\/\">the drinking game<\/a>, today&#8217;s post is probably gonna get you pretty drunk.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Out in Midtown, there&#8217;s a celebration called <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/1422755561362487\/\">Hopped<\/a> going on at Memphis Made Brewery today. The brewery is on South Cooper just south of Central.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Hmmm&#8230; I assume my favorite pair of librarian glasses is working Hopped&#8230; wonder who will be day bar at Blind Bear today. Pretty much anyone else to fill in would be working a double, and no one wants a double the day before Wine Race.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Redbirds are back in town tonight with a 6:05 game against Round Rock. Fireworks after the game.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Blind Mississippi Morris plays Tennessee Brewery Revival from 3 to 7 today. Beer, food trucks, art, good people.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The next concert in the River Series at Harbor Town Amphitheater is tonight at 7. Jack Oblivian and The Sheiks will play.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There are two upcoming special events at the Tennessee Brewery this month. On Monday there will be an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/879351358787970\/\">Infor Memphis mayoral forum<\/a> at 5. All declared candidates for mayor of Memphis have been invited. The forum will be moderated by Kyle Veazey.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Thursday the 30th the brewery will host <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/1594658184125167\/\">Drink-n-Draw<\/a> from 5 to 8. It&#8217;s described as a game show, karaoke, and art class all rolled into one. Learn drawing tricks, play games, win prizes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">WREG has an article about the <a href=\"http:\/\/wreg.com\/2015\/04\/24\/trolley-returns-for-downtown-celebration\/\">&#8220;trolley&#8221;<\/a> at South Main Trolley night last night. Wish the city would contract with this company and get those ugly green buses off Main.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I found a few pics on my camera from last weekend, also a three-day weekend. Let&#8217;s have a look shall we?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.37.00.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-16200\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.37.00.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"2015-04-19 14.37.00\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.37.00.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.37.00.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.37.00.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If this not how your BBQ team does meetings, you&#8217;re not doing it right. (or &#8220;your not doing it right&#8221; as my friend Kaylea would say). So, let&#8217;s see&#8230; so far this year we&#8217;ve had a special Saturday happy hour at the Goose, a backyard cookout with two High Cotton beers on draft, and a rooftop party overlooking Rajun Cajun Crawfish Fest. I dare say there is not a team in all of BBQ Fest who has had a better pre-season than the Moody Ques.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.10.47.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-16201\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.10.47.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"2015-04-19 14.10.47\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.10.47.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.10.47.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-14.10.47.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Takin&#8217; out my big weiner at Rajun Cajun. (I could so make a second story BBQ booth reference here, but maybe I better not.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-19.03.24.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-16202\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-19.03.24.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"2015-04-19 19.03.24\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-19.03.24.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-19.03.24.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-19-19.03.24.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Three-day weekends are rough. It&#8217;s important to pace yourself and nap throughout the day as needed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Can you tell I&#8217;m in a fabulous fuckin mood today?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">All right. Panda Time at Bardog at 11 is my first stop, but after that the day is wide open. Hop a Lyft to Midtown for Hopped? A possibility. Blind Bear? I&#8217;ll probably at least stop by because I&#8217;m curious who is day bar. Brewery? An option, for sure. Max&#8217;s? If I go to the brewery it would be rude to not at least stop by and say hello. Wing Fest? Might happen, you never know. Saturday evening service at Hope Church? Yeah, wouldn&#8217;t count on that one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Got a little time to kill before Panda Time, so I&#8217;m going to get back in bed and take a nap. And I&#8217;m not going to wake up until I understand women! &#8230;So, when you find me and bury me, I&#8217;d like &#8220;Inventor of Tube Top Month&#8221; on my gravestone, and please mention the Moody Ques&#8217; flamethrower in my eulogy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">(I mentioned the flamethrower again <img src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/classic-smilies\/img\/icon_mrgreen.gif?w=840\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/> )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Traffic on Riverside is being re-routed not only for Memphis in May, but today, also for Wing Fest. This sign looks like it&#8217;s telling drivers to turn right on the pedestrian Main Street Mall. City traffic engineers might want to re-think that one. I saw the sign on my morning walk to City Market. 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