{"id":16492,"date":"2015-06-10T12:53:15","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T17:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=16492"},"modified":"2015-06-10T12:53:15","modified_gmt":"2015-06-10T17:53:15","slug":"hes-going-to-need-an-ice-pack-for-his-butt-when-he-takes-a-squat-on-the-pot-wednesday-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/10\/hes-going-to-need-an-ice-pack-for-his-butt-when-he-takes-a-squat-on-the-pot-wednesday-news\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;he&#8217;s going to need an ice pack for his butt when he takes a squat on the pot&#8221; (Wednesday news)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I stopped by Bardog to have dinner. The guy sitting next to me ordered the wings. &#8220;I&#8217;ve never had them here, but I&#8217;ve had them at Slider Inn,&#8221; he asked Panda, who was bartending. &#8220;Are they the same wings? The ones at Slider aren&#8217;t very hot.&#8221; Well, the cook was a friend of his, and decided to play a little prank. The wings came out in Ghost Pepper sauce, and were a dark shade of mahogany that looked terrifying. He muddled his way through them, but I couldn&#8217;t help but think, &#8220;He&#8217;s going to need an ice pack for his butt when he takes a squat on the pot in the morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One of the most common questions I get is, &#8220;Have you heard anything more about the distillery?&#8221;, referring to the Old Dominick Distillery that is going to open in the South Front Chicken District (credit to @Kerry901 for the name) near Gus&#8217;s. Memphis Daily News has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memphisdailynews.com\/news\/2015\/jun\/9\/old-dominick-distillery-moving-forward\/\">an update<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.missionmainstreetgrants.com\/b\/21133\">Vote for Trolley Stop Market<\/a> in Mission Main Street Grants. They would like to expand their kitchen. Thanks to Whitton Farms for posting this info.<\/p>\n<p>Not a Downtown event but worth a mention anyway: The Hi-Tone is having a <a href=\"http:\/\/choose901.com\/first-ever-hi-tone-pillow-fight-ping-pong-tournament\/\">pillow fight<\/a> to benefit the Union Mission tonight. Ping-pong tournament too. Heh. I can think of a few girls with whom I would love to have a pillow fight. I doubt any of them are going though.<\/p>\n<p>One clown isn&#8217;t much of a circus: Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum made a campaign stop in Iowa Monday, and a grand total of ONE person showed up to hear what he had to say. (credit FiveThirtyEight&#8217;s Significant Digits newsletter for this info)<\/p>\n<p>Four pieces of employment news this morning. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.commercialappeal.com\/business\/local\/whole-foods-to-host-hiring-event-for-germantown-store_09143271\">The new Whole Foods in Germantown is hiring.<\/a> There will be 100 to 120 positions, and pay will start at $11 an hour.<\/p>\n<p>The Downtown Flying Saucer is looking to hire a full-time manager. The person hired must have a love of craft beer, and experience. Shoot a resume to memgm@beerknurd.com if interested.<\/p>\n<p>The Downtown Memphis Commission has released an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.downtownmemphiscommission.com\/job-openings.html\">opportunity profile<\/a> for the position of President and CEO. The job will come open at the end of this year when Paul Morris steps down.<\/p>\n<p>The Greater Memphis Chamber is seeking a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memphischamber.com\/The-Chamber\/Who-We-Are\/Job-Opportunities\/Member-Services-Coordinator\">Member Services Coordinator<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>From Iowa State Daily: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iowastatedaily.com\/style\/trends\/article_0ab4a9f2-0de7-11e5-aa60-4be41f6ffa0a.html\">7 tops that will keep you in style for summer.<\/a> Tube tops are mentioned.<\/p>\n<p>Gotta go get lunch now. Easily enough news for a second post. Check back after 5:30.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I stopped by Bardog to have dinner. The guy sitting next to me ordered the wings. &#8220;I&#8217;ve never had them here, but I&#8217;ve had them at Slider Inn,&#8221; he asked Panda, who was bartending. &#8220;Are they the same wings? The ones at Slider aren&#8217;t very hot.&#8221; Well, the cook was a friend of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/10\/hes-going-to-need-an-ice-pack-for-his-butt-when-he-takes-a-squat-on-the-pot-wednesday-news\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;he&#8217;s going to need an ice pack for his butt when he takes a squat on the pot&#8221; (Wednesday news)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16492"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16492"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16493,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16492\/revisions\/16493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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