{"id":1684,"date":"2008-03-08T16:51:09","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T22:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=1684"},"modified":"2008-03-08T23:19:54","modified_gmt":"2008-03-09T05:19:54","slug":"crawfish-the-fish-koeppels-last-review-rooster-text-messages-happenings-tonight-aquanet-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/08\/crawfish-the-fish-koeppels-last-review-rooster-text-messages-happenings-tonight-aquanet-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Crawfish@ The Fish, Koeppel&#8217;s last review, Rooster text messages, happenings tonight, Aquanet, and more"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watched the Tigers slaughter UAB at the Saucer.  Afterward, I walked over to Shelton Clothiers where an awesome sidewalk sale was going on &#8211; bought three $100 shirts for $19.99 each.  Then I walked to the Flying Fish for to-go food.  Crawfish are back in season:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/p3080185.JPG\" title=\"p3080185.JPG\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/p3080185.JPG\" title=\"p3080185.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/p3080185.JPG?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"p3080185.JPG\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A pound of mudbugs, corn, and taters for $4.99.   I&#8217;m eating them as I type this and it&#8217;s so spicy that my nose is running.  You know the old saying &#8211; &#8220;suck the head, eat the tail.&#8221;  And when it comes to restaurants owned by the Fish&#8217;s parent company, I&#8217;m all about the tail.<\/p>\n<p>Food reviewer Fredric Koeppel wrote his last review for the Commercial Appeal this week.  I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m going to miss the guy.  Although I occasionally agreed with the K-man (Mesquite Chop House), I generally found his reviews to be snooty, pompous and inaccessible to the average guy or gal on the street.  When I have to have a dictionary beside me to figure out what the hell he&#8217;s talking about, it&#8217;s not good.  I want to read reviews by someone who has the sophistication and taste to appreciate fine dining, but also the common touch to make someone like me, someone who appreciates a good Whopper from Burger King, take things up a notch.  Koeppel never did that.  I always felt he was talking down to me when I read his columns.  Wonder if he retired, or if the CA took me up on the suggestion I&#8217;ve thrown out there for the past couple of years and shit-canned the dude.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re sick of receiving a zillion text messages a day from the Red Rooster, text &#8220;remove&#8221; to their number to get off their list.<\/p>\n<p>Since I&#8217;ve already been to the Saucer, let&#8217;s go ahead and get today&#8217;s beer report out of the way:<\/p>\n<p>Previous total:  $550.00<\/p>\n<p>Beers 100, 101, and 102 (but 95, 96 and 97 according to the Saucer):<br \/>\nMaredsous 8 draft $5.50<br \/>\nYuengling Lager bottle $4.00<br \/>\nMendocino Eye of the Hawk bottle $4.75<br \/>\nTip:  $14.25 x ~30 = $4.00<br \/>\nTotal $18.25<\/p>\n<p>Grand total: $568.25<\/p>\n<p>Eye of the Hawk was an excellent beer.  It&#8217;s listed on the UFO ticket as an IPA but it really was not that hoppy.  However, it&#8217;s 8% ABV, not a bad value for $4.75.  It is going to become one of my go-to beers for days when the Fire Sale sucks.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see what&#8217;s going on tonight.  South By Southwest Six Degrees of Memphis fundraiser at Ground Zero tonight.  Come support some of Memphis&#8217; most talented bands as they raise money to make the trip to SxSW in Austin&#8230;  Mudflap Kings play the Red Rooster tonight.  Good chance I might stop by for that one&#8230; 4 Piece Extra Crispy plays the Saucer tonight.  They&#8217;re the descendants of Kings of the Delta and before that Ten Mile Bayou, with the awesome Hope Clayburn on sax&#8230; Henry Rollins at the Daisy tonight&#8230; and tonight it&#8217;s the Boston Celtics&#8217; turn to beat the Grizzlies at the FedExForum.<\/p>\n<p>Put this one on your calendars&#8230; one of the best bands ever to play in Memphis, Aquanet, will play the Red Rooster next Thursday for &#8220;Rock Out With Your Cock Out&#8221; night.  &#8217;80s hair band covers that kick a whole lot of ass.  I&#8217;m hearing something about a Yuengling keg party that night at the Rooster too.  Yeah I know it&#8217;s late in the evening considering Friday is a work day, but that&#8217;s what sick leave is made for.  Come on out.  If you forget I&#8217;m sure Robby, Bobby will be texting you about Aquanet 25 or so times between now and showtime.<\/p>\n<p>All right.  Lunch is over.  Time to head back out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watched the Tigers slaughter UAB at the Saucer. Afterward, I walked over to Shelton Clothiers where an awesome sidewalk sale was going on &#8211; bought three $100 shirts for $19.99 each. Then I walked to the Flying Fish for to-go food. Crawfish are back in season: A pound of mudbugs, corn, and taters for $4.99. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/08\/crawfish-the-fish-koeppels-last-review-rooster-text-messages-happenings-tonight-aquanet-and-more\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Crawfish@ The Fish, Koeppel&#8217;s last review, Rooster text messages, happenings tonight, Aquanet, and more&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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