{"id":18204,"date":"2016-05-09T08:40:39","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T13:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=18204"},"modified":"2016-05-09T08:40:39","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T13:40:39","slug":"monday-update-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/09\/monday-update-30\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time ever a presidential candidate has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.inverse.com\/article\/15341-the-unofficial-trump-expansion-to-cards-against-humanity-is-hilarious\">a Cards Against Humanity expansion pack<\/a>\u00a0created from his quotes. Described as a &#8220;game for horrible people&#8221; (and I know a few who have played it), one player draws a black card, containing a quote with a blank, and the other players fill in the blank with their white cards. The newest expansion pack is based solely on the words of Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Make _____ great again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s Friday. How many bald eagles did ____ kill today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;_____ suck and they are bad for the USA.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You get the point.<\/p>\n<p>Scaffolding is up for BBQ Fest!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-11.54.53.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18205\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-11.54.53.jpg?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"2016-05-08 11.54.53\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-11.54.53.jpg?resize=500%2C281 500w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-11.54.53.jpg?resize=300%2C169 300w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-11.54.53.jpg?resize=1200%2C675 1200w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-11.54.53.jpg?w=1334 1334w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Booth decoration starts today! Moody Ques, if you&#8217;re off work and want to help, email moodyques@gmail.com. I plan on being down at the park, weather permitting, later today.<\/p>\n<p>The first-ever <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/276719755997138\/\">Palestine Festival<\/a> happens at the Overton Park Greensward Saturday, May 21. This event will celebrate Memphis&#8217; growing Palestinian community and is a way for others to learn about Palestinian culture. There will be food, music, dancing, henna tattoos, a photo booth, and Arabic coffee.<\/p>\n<p>Excellent fashion article: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deccanchronicle.com\/lifestyle\/fashion-and-beauty\/080516\/tip-top-in-a-tube-top.html\">Tip-top in a tube top<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday our friends Tony and Chicken Fried Steak Rodger returned from New Orleans. We sent a delegation to the airport to meet them.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.39.20-HDR-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18208\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.39.20-HDR-2.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"2016-05-08 15.39.20 HDR-2\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.39.20-HDR-2.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.39.20-HDR-2.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.39.20-HDR-2.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600 1200w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.39.20-HDR-2.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.45.48-HDR-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18209\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.45.48-HDR-2.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"2016-05-08 15.45.48 HDR-2\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.45.48-HDR-2.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.45.48-HDR-2.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.45.48-HDR-2.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600 1200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.45.48-HDR-2.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.50.06.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18210\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.50.06.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"2016-05-08 15.50.06\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.50.06.jpg?resize=500%2C375 500w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.50.06.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.50.06.jpg?resize=1200%2C900 1200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.50.06.jpg?w=1680 1680w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-15.50.06.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you have time to kill in the Memphis airport, check out Chicken Fried Steak Rodger&#8217;s Irish pub Maggie O&#8217;Shea&#8217;s. It&#8217;s to the right of the main doors and you do not have to go through security to get there.<\/p>\n<p>When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you bunny ears, you put them on and dance.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-23.13.26.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-18211\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-23.13.26.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"2016-05-08 23.13.26\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-23.13.26.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-23.13.26.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-23.13.26.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600 1200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/2016-05-08-23.13.26.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stuff your fat cap face Uncle Faux&#8217;que! You&#8217;re a brisket biting broasting Uncle Faux&#8217;que! I have to compliment team president Clay on his best T-shirt design yet.<\/p>\n<p>Our international team members have begun to arrive. In last night was Kao, short for Mardoqueo, from Monclova, Mexico. People from all over North America love the Moody Ques!<\/p>\n<p>OK, time to get out of here, because it&#8217;s time for me to step into my Director of Public Relations role for the team. This morning I have to spend some time at Bardog promoting the Moody Ques. One of our sponsors donated 20 cases of something called &#8220;Pabst Blue Ribbon&#8221; and I have heard Bardog has this product. I need to check it out and confirm that it is suitable to be served in our booth. May squeeze a first visit to The Dirty Crow into the schedule later today. Time to do this damn vacation thang up right!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time ever a presidential candidate has a Cards Against Humanity expansion pack\u00a0created from his quotes. Described as a &#8220;game for horrible people&#8221; (and I know a few who have played it), one player draws a black card, containing a quote with a blank, and the other players fill in the blank with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/09\/monday-update-30\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Monday update&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18204"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18212,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18204\/revisions\/18212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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