My PBR koozie finally died. The koozie, brought back by a friend from a Colorado trip, was a brown paper bag, the perfect size to hold a tallboy, with a thin insulated inner lining and the PBR logo on the front. I expected it would last about a month, but it made it 57 days before finally becoming unable to hold another beer at D-RANKS with B-RAD (appropriate, since that’s where I met the friend who gave it to me) this past Sunday. I thought it was the coolest koozie ever.<\/p>\n
Until I saw this tweet.<\/p>\n
\n#INPIZZAWECRUSH<\/a> get yourself learnt in the pizza-koozie department. @PabstBlueRibbon<\/a>https:\/\/t.co\/bG7jSNCKur<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/3RvXRggcWp<\/a><\/p>\n
\u2014 The Vulgar Chef (@TheVulgarChef) October 12, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n