{"id":19134,"date":"2017-01-02T22:14:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-03T04:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=19134"},"modified":"2017-01-02T22:38:54","modified_gmt":"2017-01-03T04:38:54","slug":"guest-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/02\/guest-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest post"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Perjorie T. Roll<\/em><\/p>\n

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Hi there! Paul had one too many PBRs and passed out in the back room. I’m his troll, Perjorie. You have seen me in a few of his posts. I will be filling in for him tonight.<\/p>\n

I have news about Paul’s friend, the Nuh-Uh Girl, who is vacationing in Park City, Utah. She is on a ski trip and she reports that she got six inches last night. I hope those inches were extremely pleasurable and satisfying for the Nuh-Uh Girl.<\/p>\n

I met Aldo Saturday!<\/p>\n

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Paul brought me to Bardog Tavern, where they were decorating for New Year’s Eve.<\/p>\n

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Starring Panda<\/p>\n

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Me and B-RAD at Blind Bear<\/p>\n

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Da Bears<\/p>\n

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Advertising<\/p>\n

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This guy stalks Paul relentlessly all over Downtown. Blind Bear, Silly Goose, wherever. If Paul is there he’s there.<\/p>\n

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He just won’t leave Paul alone!<\/p>\n

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I’m glad I don’t drink rum.<\/p>\n

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Hanin makin dat monay mane<\/p>\n

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Don’tcha just love those crazy trolls?<\/p>\n

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Selfie!<\/p>\n

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Double rainbow. 13200. I hope the guy who sold Paul his car gets that.<\/p>\n

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I had to wake Paul up to get a picture of these girls from Miami. \u00a0I was in the middle of my guest post and everything.<\/p>\n

That’s it. Back Tuesday with more news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Perjorie T. Roll Hi there! Paul had one too many PBRs and passed out in the back room. I’m his troll, Perjorie. You have seen me in a few of his posts. I will be filling in for him tonight. I have news about Paul’s friend, the Nuh-Uh Girl, who is vacationing in Park … Continue reading “Guest post”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19134"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19134"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19152,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19134\/revisions\/19152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}