Panhandling hit a new all-time low tonight. I was at the Saucer window and this guy comes up and asks if I want to buy some underwear. No kidding, he was holding a 3-pack of men’s underwear, still in the plastic container, in his hand.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\nWe called the bum patrol and had him run off. Here’s a video of him making a graceful exit:<\/p>\n<\/embed><\/object>\n<\/p>\nIn other news:\u00a0 I reported that my BFF tried to get me to drive and pick up her roommate after selling me three 34 oz. beers.\u00a0 I WAS JUST KIDDING.\u00a0 Number one, I don’t drive after that many beers (after even one beer, really, anymore).\u00a0 Number two, my BFF knows I don’t drive after that many beers.\u00a0 Number three, she wouldn’t let me anyway, because my BFF cares about me (way more than she’ll ever admit).\u00a0 Okay?\u00a0 Chill out.\u00a0 Damn people take my drunk posts too seriously.\u00a0 Not that she doesn’t need to be talked to about “responsibility” but not because of yesterday’s post.<\/p>\nTons more to post about but once again I’m too drunk and have to call it a night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Panhandling hit a new all-time low tonight. I was at the Saucer window and this guy comes up and asks if I want to buy some underwear. No kidding, he was holding a 3-pack of men’s underwear, still in the plastic container, in his hand. We called the bum patrol and had him run off. … Continue reading “Hey mayne I gots a 3-pack of underwear I’m trying to sell. It’s 5 dolla at Target but I’ll sell it to you for a dolla and seventy-five cent”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
We called the bum patrol and had him run off. Here’s a video of him making a graceful exit:<\/p>\n
<\/embed><\/object>\n<\/p>\nIn other news:\u00a0 I reported that my BFF tried to get me to drive and pick up her roommate after selling me three 34 oz. beers.\u00a0 I WAS JUST KIDDING.\u00a0 Number one, I don’t drive after that many beers (after even one beer, really, anymore).\u00a0 Number two, my BFF knows I don’t drive after that many beers.\u00a0 Number three, she wouldn’t let me anyway, because my BFF cares about me (way more than she’ll ever admit).\u00a0 Okay?\u00a0 Chill out.\u00a0 Damn people take my drunk posts too seriously.\u00a0 Not that she doesn’t need to be talked to about “responsibility” but not because of yesterday’s post.<\/p>\nTons more to post about but once again I’m too drunk and have to call it a night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Panhandling hit a new all-time low tonight. I was at the Saucer window and this guy comes up and asks if I want to buy some underwear. No kidding, he was holding a 3-pack of men’s underwear, still in the plastic container, in his hand. We called the bum patrol and had him run off. … Continue reading “Hey mayne I gots a 3-pack of underwear I’m trying to sell. It’s 5 dolla at Target but I’ll sell it to you for a dolla and seventy-five cent”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
In other news:\u00a0 I reported that my BFF tried to get me to drive and pick up her roommate after selling me three 34 oz. beers.\u00a0 I WAS JUST KIDDING.\u00a0 Number one, I don’t drive after that many beers (after even one beer, really, anymore).\u00a0 Number two, my BFF knows I don’t drive after that many beers.\u00a0 Number three, she wouldn’t let me anyway, because my BFF cares about me (way more than she’ll ever admit).\u00a0 Okay?\u00a0 Chill out.\u00a0 Damn people take my drunk posts too seriously.\u00a0 Not that she doesn’t need to be talked to about “responsibility” but not because of yesterday’s post.<\/p>\n
Tons more to post about but once again I’m too drunk and have to call it a night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Panhandling hit a new all-time low tonight. I was at the Saucer window and this guy comes up and asks if I want to buy some underwear. No kidding, he was holding a 3-pack of men’s underwear, still in the plastic container, in his hand. We called the bum patrol and had him run off. … Continue reading “Hey mayne I gots a 3-pack of underwear I’m trying to sell. It’s 5 dolla at Target but I’ll sell it to you for a dolla and seventy-five cent”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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