{"id":195,"date":"2005-09-29T23:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=195"},"modified":"2005-09-29T23:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-29T23:02:00","slug":"spam-what-am-alternate-title-lets-hear-it-for-the-bandicoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/29\/spam-what-am-alternate-title-lets-hear-it-for-the-bandicoot\/","title":{"rendered":"Spam What Am (alternate title: Let&#8217;s Hear It for the Bandicoot)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been getting a record amount of spam lately, with really idiotic subject lines.  For example:<\/p>\n<p>dampen Pharrgmaceutical<br \/>bandicoot Pkharmacy<br \/>Psharmacy ranunculus<br \/>Pharmmacy cistern<\/p>\n<p>I know that these things only need a success rate of like 1 sale per million e-mails to be profitable, but is there even ONE person strange enough to go, &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna buy my drugs at THIS pharmacy! They have bandicoots there!&#8221; Must be an Australian pharmacy, I guess. Or, I mean, an Australian pkharmacy.<\/p>\n<p>Question for downtowners: If you had your choice between never receiving another unwanted spam e-mail again, or never being approached on the street by a bum again, which would you pick?<\/p>\n<p>The new camera has arrived, and the picture quality is fantastic &#8211; far better than my previous camera. I snapped about a dozen pictures last night at the Flying Saucer, including three of the blond Romanian. She and I both agree that they capture her true essence much better than the last round of pics. I need to resize them so they don&#8217;t take up all my server space, and then I&#8217;ll post them later this weekend.<\/p>\n<p>The camera is small enough to fit in my pocket, so it will go with me to tonight&#8217;s Bravo event at the Metal Museum and the Dempseys show at the Saucer, and tomorrow to South Main Trolley Tour and Mpact&#8217;s birthday party. This blog may turn into a photoblog in the near future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been getting a record amount of spam lately, with really idiotic subject lines. For example: dampen Pharrgmaceuticalbandicoot PkharmacyPsharmacy ranunculusPharmmacy cistern I know that these things only need a success rate of like 1 sale per million e-mails to be profitable, but is there even ONE person strange enough to go, &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna buy my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/29\/spam-what-am-alternate-title-lets-hear-it-for-the-bandicoot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Spam What Am (alternate title: Let&#8217;s Hear It for the Bandicoot)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->