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<\/p>\nI learned one of the great secrets of life yesterday: Sit next to a vegetarian when her group orders breakfast shots.<\/p>\n
A breakfast shot is a shot of whiskey, immediately followed by a shot of orange juice, followed by a piece of bacon. All together, it tastes like a pancake with syrup.<\/p>\n
Of course, the vegetarian didn’t do the bacon part of the shot. So I got her bacon. <\/p>\n
I got to go to Carolina Watershed for a second time last night. Our friend Tony was feeling kind of sad because his boo thang Rahul is out of town this weekend. So my friends Staci, Darin, and B-RAD and I took him to Carolina Watershed to cheer him up. While there, we met Valerie and Ashley, who wanted to be on my blog.<\/p>\n
I looked over Watershed’s menu. They had nachos – PORK RIND nachos. I’m a big fan of getting creative with nachos, but using pork rinds as chips? No can do.<\/p>\n Red Rover has an opening for a seasoned account manager<\/a> for a person looking to jump their career to an entirely new level. This person would be acting as an outsourced Chief Marketing Officer for three to five key accounts.<\/p>\n The State of the Union Drinking Game website<\/a> hasn’t updated its 2018 rules yet and the speech is this Tuesday. The best alternative I can find is here<\/a>. Really, I guess the only rule is, Donald Trump is president, so drink, drink, drink.<\/p>\n Another day without Fireball. I went into a deep, deep sleep last night, the likes of which I have not experienced in a long time. It has become downright easy to refuse that horrible stuff. When my friends take a round of shots without me, I don’t feel left out in the least. They understand.<\/p>\n WWE Royal Rumble predictions: Surprise entrant Ronda Rousey eliminates Asuka to win the women’s Rumble. Brock Lesnar pins Kane to retain in a three-way also involving Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns wins the men’s Rumble, eliminating surprise entrant the Undertaker.<\/p>\n Off to do the Sunday thing. Back tomorrow with more news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I learned one of the great secrets of life yesterday: Sit next to a vegetarian when her group orders breakfast shots. A breakfast shot is a shot of whiskey, immediately followed by a shot of orange juice, followed by a piece of bacon. All together, it tastes like a pancake with syrup. Of course, the … Continue reading “Sunday update”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20556"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20558,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20556\/revisions\/20558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Photo-Jan-27-10-15-36-PM.jpg\")
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