{"id":2081,"date":"2008-05-21T20:22:42","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T01:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=2081"},"modified":"2008-05-21T20:22:42","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T01:22:42","slug":"drunk-calhouns-pics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/21\/drunk-calhouns-pics\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Calhoun&#8217;s pics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday night&#8217;s drunken escapades at Calhoun&#8217;s featured balloon animals and other balloon creations.\u00a0 Here are a few pics:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/ballhat.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2082\" title=\"ballhat\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/ballhat.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/ballhat.jpg?w=2560 2560w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/ballhat.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/ballhat.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Me with my balloon hat on.\u00a0 Shortly after this was taken, I turned my balloon hat backwards, because, you know, I&#8217;m all gangsta like that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/notquitetubetop.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2083\" title=\"notquitetubetop\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/notquitetubetop.jpg?resize=500%2C666\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/notquitetubetop.jpg?w=1920 1920w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/notquitetubetop.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/notquitetubetop.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lauren:\u00a0 &#8220;Look, Paul!\u00a0 I made a balloon tube top!&#8221;\u00a0 LAUREN:\u00a0 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!??\u00a0 IF IT HAS STRAPS IT&#8217;S NOT A TUBE TOP!!!\u00a0 That thing clearly has straps.\u00a0 This kind of misunderstanding is why I dedicate a month of my blog to tube tops every year.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a public service.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sunglasses.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2084\" title=\"sunglasses\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sunglasses.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sunglasses.jpg?w=2560 2560w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sunglasses.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/home\/content\/p\/a\/u\/paulrybu\/html\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sunglasses.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on here.<\/p>\n<p>Home early tonight, to make up for the late night I had yesterday. Lying in bed blogging.\u00a0 At least one more post still to come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday night&#8217;s drunken escapades at Calhoun&#8217;s featured balloon animals and other balloon creations.\u00a0 Here are a few pics: Me with my balloon hat on.\u00a0 Shortly after this was taken, I turned my balloon hat backwards, because, you know, I&#8217;m all gangsta like that. Lauren:\u00a0 &#8220;Look, Paul!\u00a0 I made a balloon tube top!&#8221;\u00a0 LAUREN:\u00a0 HOW MANY &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/21\/drunk-calhouns-pics\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Drunk Calhoun&#8217;s pics&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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