{"id":20937,"date":"2018-05-03T12:22:20","date_gmt":"2018-05-03T17:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=20937"},"modified":"2018-05-03T12:29:21","modified_gmt":"2018-05-03T17:29:21","slug":"thursday-update-67","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2018\/05\/03\/thursday-update-67\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was in college, there was a band, mostly members of which were a few years older than me, called Neighborhood Texture Jam. They had a song called &#8220;McThorazine,&#8221; the story of a psychiatric patient who goes to McDonald&#8217;s and in the prelude to the song, places an order. The cashier replies, &#8220;Thank you, sir, would you like an apple pie with that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(song begins&#8230; or maybe I should say, the screeching begins)<br \/>\nIf I had wanted a DAMN PIE&#8230;<br \/>\nI would have ORDERED a DAMN PIE!<\/p>\n<p>What does this have to do anything? My &#8220;lunch in Germantown yesterday&#8221; part of this post, actually. My lunch itself was the pizza buffet at Garibaldi&#8217;s, which isn&#8217;t that interesting and I didn&#8217;t take any pictures. However, it was my week to bring a pie for Pie Wednesday at work. Not knowing the area, I posted and asked my readers for advice on what nearby bakeries sold pies. The replies contained the usual suspects, Muddy&#8217;s and Frost, as well as a bakery I had not heard of called Miss Muff&#8217;n, next door to Garibaldi&#8217;s off West Rd. Where the other bakeries only had 5 or 6 varieties of pies, Miss Muff&#8217;n had 15. In my 7 weeks at work I had not seen a blueberry pie, so I ordered one of those last Friday and picked it up today after hitting the pizza buffet at noon.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-2-38-08-PM.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-20938\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-2-38-08-PM.jpg?resize=424%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-2-38-08-PM.jpg?resize=424%2C500 424w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-2-38-08-PM.jpg?resize=254%2C300 254w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-2-38-08-PM.jpg?resize=1200%2C1415 1200w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-2-38-08-PM.jpg?w=1680 1680w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-2-38-08-PM.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 424px) 85vw, 424px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Edit: WordPress is being a little bitch again. You may or may not see a picture of a blueberry pie above.)<\/p>\n<p>My co-workers liked it and it was $20, a little less than the other bakeries charge. They can make cakes, cookies, bar cookies, brownies, muffins, breads, cheesecakes, scones, pies, and cupcakes as well. They don&#8217;t have a large bakery case so in most cases you need to pre-order. You can view Miss Muff&#8217;n&#8217;s menu on <a href=\"http:\/\/missmuffnbakery.com\/\">their website<\/a>. (The menu downloads as a PDF so I can&#8217;t link directly to it.) They seem to do a big wedding business as well.<\/p>\n<p>Of course I stopped at Kroger (the one at Quince and Kirby, not Bougie Kroger near where I work) yesterday morning to get Cool Whip. You can&#8217;t have a blueberry pie without Cool Whip. That just wouldn&#8217;t be right at all.<\/p>\n<p>As for lunch itself, glad to know that I still remember proper pizza buffet strategy from when I was a kid. You always sit as close to the buffet as possible so you beat the rush when a new pizza comes out. Also, if possible, you try to get a seat with a view of the kitchen so you see the pizza coming before anyone else does.<\/p>\n<p><b>On to the news&#8230; <\/b>tonight will be a big night Downtown as the Foo Fighters come to FedExForum. Doors open at 6, The Struts take the stage at 7:15, then the Foo Fighters at 8.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also the final night of a long Redbirds homestand, and they&#8217;re going out in style with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memphisredbirds.com\/allyoucaneat\">a specialty ticket<\/a> that gets you a buffet of soft tacos, hot dogs and sides from 6 to 8 PM. $2 beers throughout the ballpark for Thirsty Thursday, and the Redbirds will have on their Memphis Chicks throwbacks.<\/p>\n<p>Almost Famous, a high-energy band playing hits from the 1980s through today, headlines the Peabody rooftop tonight. Cover is $10 general admission, $20 VIP. Your admission includes a buffet of chicken taquitos, tortilla chips and dip. If you&#8217;re in VIP you have a second buffet of a beef and chicken taco bar, chicken enchilada dip and chips, and cinnamon churros.<\/p>\n<p>Max&#8217;s Sports Bar has added a slushie machine. Drinks made it in will vary, but last night they had a Peach John Daly as well as Purple Drank.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-8-47-45-PM.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-20939 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-8-47-45-PM.jpg?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-8-47-45-PM.jpg?resize=500%2C500 500w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-8-47-45-PM.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-8-47-45-PM.jpg?resize=300%2C300 300w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Photo-May-02-8-47-45-PM.jpg?w=1080 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Purple Drank<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The folks at the Memphis Flyer are looking to expand and enhance their work, while at the same time keeping the Flyer a free publication. So <a href=\"http:\/\/support.memphisflyer.com\/\">they are looking for Frequent Flyers<\/a> to support the cause. $5 a month gets you a car decal. $10 a month gets you the decal and a lapel pin. $25 a month gets you the decal, pin, and an exclusive Frequent Flyer T-shirt, while $50 a month gets you all the other stuff plus two tickets to the annual Best of Memphis party (which I can tell you, is quite a shindig).<\/p>\n<p>Rizzo&#8217;s is looking to hire a hostess for evenings. Inquire within if interested.<\/p>\n<p>The Redbirds pre-game <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/199078374227117\/?ti=icl\">seafood boil<\/a> is back at Brass Door this Friday and Saturday beginning at 4 PM. Mussels, clams, shrimp, baby potatoes and corn come in the boil, along with crunchy French bread to sop up the juices. Cost is $18.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;ll do it for now. Six and a half work days until my BBQ Fest vacation begins. Getting excited! Back tomorrow with more news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was in college, there was a band, mostly members of which were a few years older than me, called Neighborhood Texture Jam. They had a song called &#8220;McThorazine,&#8221; the story of a psychiatric patient who goes to McDonald&#8217;s and in the prelude to the song, places an order. 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