{"id":2138,"date":"2008-06-02T12:54:31","date_gmt":"2008-06-02T17:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=2138"},"modified":"2008-06-02T12:54:31","modified_gmt":"2008-06-02T17:54:31","slug":"bff-of-the-month-announced-for-june","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/02\/bff-of-the-month-announced-for-june\/","title":{"rendered":"BFF of the Month announced for June"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m pleased to announce that I have selected my BFF of the Month for the month of June. There were several strong contenders. However, after much deliberation I have decided to name Suzy<\/strong> (see picture below) my BFF of the Month for June.<\/p>\n

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I ran into Suzy Friday night at Itta Bena, and she presented a compelling argument why she deserved to be my BFF of the Month. “I drink. I cuss. I won’t blow cigarette smoke in your face. And you know I can totally rock a tube top, which is important since June is Tube Top Month,” she told me.<\/p>\n

“Well, okay,” I said. “But so far, you’re only running even with my former BFF who works at Big Foot. She can claim all those things. And she didn’t work out.”<\/p>\n

Suzy continued, “I won’t expect you to buy me drinks… I’ll just expect you to have a drink with me once in a while. And I won’t be mean to you, or insult you, or hit you, or cuss you out.” Okay, now she had clearly established herself as a breed apart from my former BFF.\u00a0 Then she pointed out once again how she can rock a tube top.\u00a0 That is<\/em> an important qualification for the month of June.<\/p>\n

So, Suzy is my BFF of the Month this month.\u00a0 For the other candidates who were in the running, there’s still hope… a new BFF of the Month will be named July 1.<\/p>\n

Lunch break is almost over.\u00a0 Time to hit Elliott’s to grab a burger to take back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m pleased to announce that I have selected my BFF of the Month for the month of June. There were several strong contenders. However, after much deliberation I have decided to name Suzy (see picture below) my BFF of the Month for June. I ran into Suzy Friday night at Itta Bena, and she presented … Continue reading “BFF of the Month announced for June”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}