{"id":215,"date":"2005-11-03T03:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T03:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=215"},"modified":"2005-11-03T03:20:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T03:20:00","slug":"schnucks-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/03\/schnucks-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Schnucks sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, after leaving First Wednesday at the Brooks, I stopped at the Schnucks on Union.  I hardly ever eat any veggies, so I decided to pick up celery, carrots and a tub of Marzetti&#8217;s Southwestern Ranch dip.<\/p>\n<p>I drove home, unloaded the groceries and prepared for a relaxing night in front of the TV.  I opened the ranch dip.  It looked old.  I looked at the date on the side of the container.  &#8220;Sell by 9\/11\/05.&#8221;  And today is November 2!<\/p>\n<p>I got on the Contact Us section of Schnucks&#8217; site and blasted them for ruining the evening I had planned.  It will be a long time before I visit that store again.  Looks like Miss Cordelia&#8217;s on Harbor Town is going to be seeing more of me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, after leaving First Wednesday at the Brooks, I stopped at the Schnucks on Union. I hardly ever eat any veggies, so I decided to pick up celery, carrots and a tub of Marzetti&#8217;s Southwestern Ranch dip. I drove home, unloaded the groceries and prepared for a relaxing night in front of the TV. I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/03\/schnucks-sucks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Schnucks sucks&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->