{"id":228,"date":"2005-11-18T00:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T00:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=228"},"modified":"2005-11-18T00:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T00:48:00","slug":"stupidest-hairstyle-of-2005-the-faux-hawk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/18\/stupidest-hairstyle-of-2005-the-faux-hawk\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupidest hairstyle of 2005: the faux hawk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you don&#8217;t know what a faux hawk looks like, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/images.php?imageid=18077\">here&#8217;s a link<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Stupidest hairstyle I&#8217;ve seen in a long, long time. Do people actually think that looks good? It looks like you just got out of bed and forgot to comb your hair. Or wash it. All over town I see stupid wannabe hipsters wearing this style. And frat guys. You know a style has overstayed its welcome when the frat guys adopt it. I mean, the faux hawk looks bad on a kid in a black indie-rock T-shirt, but it looks ten times worse on some fraternity dork with a bright orange Izod shirt and khakis. Just really, incredibly, completely stupid looking.<\/p>\n<p>Whew.  That&#8217;s been bothering me for a long time.  Glad I finally got that off my chest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you don&#8217;t know what a faux hawk looks like, here&#8217;s a link. Stupidest hairstyle I&#8217;ve seen in a long, long time. Do people actually think that looks good? It looks like you just got out of bed and forgot to comb your hair. Or wash it. All over town I see stupid wannabe &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/18\/stupidest-hairstyle-of-2005-the-faux-hawk\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stupidest hairstyle of 2005: the faux hawk&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->