{"id":23504,"date":"2020-04-11T08:42:18","date_gmt":"2020-04-11T13:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=23504"},"modified":"2020-04-11T08:42:18","modified_gmt":"2020-04-11T13:42:18","slug":"house-arrest-day-23-sat-started-day-22-fri-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/11\/house-arrest-day-23-sat-started-day-22-fri-drunk\/","title":{"rendered":"House arrest day 23 (Sat) \/ started day 22 (Fri) (drunk)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Sunday I got an invite to a virtual Bardog happy hour on Zoom, but I didn&#8217;t have any alcohol in the house and I felt weird about attending without booze. So this week I went to City Market and got a 6-pack of PBR. I intended to wait until another virtual happy hour but yesterday evening I could not resist. I had a very productive week and felt like celebrating. I put on Facebook that it was my first PBR in 22 days, but after doing the math I realized it was actually 18 days; I got invited to Midtown for chili the night before the Safer at Home Order went into effect and they had PBR there.<\/p>\n<p>From Max&#8217;s Sports Bar:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just because you can&#8217;t hang out doesn&#8217;t mean you have to go without! Peruse our top shelf and grab a cigar togo too!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/maxs-top1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23505\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/maxs-top1.jpg?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/maxs-top1.jpg?resize=500%2C500 500w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/maxs-top1.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/maxs-top1.jpg?resize=300%2C300 300w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/maxs-top1.jpg?w=960 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>While I was hitting that fourth PBR, I wundered, &#8220;Are any Lyfts or Ubers out?&#8221; I pulled out my phone. As of 9:18 PM:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Lyft: No cars within 10 minutes but 5 within the 240 loop or closer<\/li>\n<li>Uber: No cars shown, along with a &#8220;stay home if you can&#8221; reminder. I really don&#8217;t need Uber telling me to stay home; I have plenty of preachy accounts I follow on Twitter if I need that.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>No I didn&#8217;t order a Lyft and go anywhere. Where would I go?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/225356905247399\/\">virtual foam rolling<\/a> class today at noon. It&#8217;s said to relieve tension and stress. The class is hosted by Sundara Wellness.<\/p>\n<p>Event social media managers: If your event is not happening, please either remove the event listing on Facebook or add CANCELED to the event title. According to Facebook, there&#8217;s a St. Patrick&#8217;s Day parade, a drag show, an Easter parade, multiple concerts, and a Grizzlies game happening today.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget that local musician Eric Hughes hosts <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/2603228633299745\/?event_time_id=2603228703299738\">Scrappie&#8217;s Jukehouse<\/a> every night at 8 on Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who like to visit Memphis&#8217; historic cemetery, Elmwood, here&#8217;s something to print out and take with you on your next visit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mentalfloss.com\/article\/68990\/visual-guide-common-cemetery-symbols\">A visual guide to cemetery symbols<\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for this morning. This is kind of a small post, but it&#8217;s hard to come up with news to report when almost nothing is going on.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Sunday I got an invite to a virtual Bardog happy hour on Zoom, but I didn&#8217;t have any alcohol in the house and I felt weird about attending without booze. So this week I went to City Market and got a 6-pack of PBR. I intended to wait until another virtual happy hour but &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/11\/house-arrest-day-23-sat-started-day-22-fri-drunk\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;House arrest day 23 (Sat) \/ started day 22 (Fri) (drunk)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23504"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23506,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23504\/revisions\/23506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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