{"id":23928,"date":"2020-07-27T07:38:36","date_gmt":"2020-07-27T12:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=23928"},"modified":"2020-07-27T07:38:36","modified_gmt":"2020-07-27T12:38:36","slug":"monday-update-nachos-for-the-people-slider-inn-downtown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/27\/monday-update-nachos-for-the-people-slider-inn-downtown\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday update: Nachos for the People @ Slider Inn Downtown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Big week coming up for the City of Memphis in the national sports spotlight. The 2020 WGC &#8211; St. Jude Invitational tees off Thursday. Most of the big-time golfers, minus Tiger, will be here. Here are a few links to get you more familiar:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pgatour.com\/tournaments\/wgc-fedex-st-jude-invitational.html\">Official tournament website<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/2020_WGC-FedEx_St._Jude_Invitational\">Wikipedia entry<\/a> (this is good because it explains how players are invited)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/tpc.com\/southwind\/\">TPC Southwind website<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelines.com\/wgc-fedex-st-jude-odds-2020\/\">Odds<\/a> for the event<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There will be no spectators this year and volunteers are limited to those with &#8220;essential&#8221; functions.<\/p>\n<p>The remaining group of Shelby County limited-service restaurants closed by the Health Department has a hearing before a federal judge this morning. A ruling should come down this week. The limited-service restaurants seek an injunction allowing them to reopen, and seek to be treated no differently from full-service restaurant. Whether 50% or more of a restaurant&#8217;s sales from from alcohol determine whether a restaurant is deemed limited service or full.<\/p>\n<p>The NFL has instituted <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wmcactionnews5.com\/2020\/07\/25\/report-nfl-players-banned-indoor-night-clubs-during-season\/\">rules<\/a> to protect its players and staff from COVID-19. While the season is ongoing, players must obey the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No going out clubbing<\/li>\n<li>No hanging out at indoor bars, except to puck up food<\/li>\n<li>No going to indoor parties of 15 or more<\/li>\n<li>No indoor concerts<\/li>\n<li>No professional sporting events as a fan<\/li>\n<li>No indoor church services at more than 25% capacity<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If a player comes down with COVID-19 and is found to have violated the rules, he won&#8217;t be paid for the games missed due to illness.<\/p>\n<p>An Arkansas state senator who called COVID-19 a &#8220;hoax&#8221; and refused to wear a mask <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alternet.org\/2020\/07\/anti-mask-arkansas-senator-who-called-coronavirus-a-hoax-gets-covid-19\/\">has tested positive for COVID-19<\/a>. Idiot.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/paulettes.net\/specials\/monday-night-special\">The $19.99 three-course dinner<\/a> at Paulette&#8217;s is back this Monday. Today&#8217;s entree choices are smoked salmon cakes and grilled brochette of beef.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/narativ.org\/2020\/07\/26\/secrets-of-the-apprentice\/\">Secrets of <em>The Apprentice<\/em><\/a>: This podcast features a freelance talent logistics coordinator who worked on the show that made Donald Trump a reality star. Part 1 is especially worth a listen.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/326647348499259\/\">Refuse to Return &#8220;Die-In&#8221;<\/a> outside the Shelby County building at 160 N. Main tonight at 6. This event is said to &#8220;mourn the death of safety in public schools&#8221; as teachers and students are being pushed to return to in-person instruction in the middle of a pandemic. Masks are required, mourning attire is encouraged, face paint is encouraged, and participants may bring tombstones.<\/p>\n<p>But, let&#8217;s look at the bright side&#8230; if public school reopening goes as badly as expected, Trump might have to make a sacrificial lamb out of Betsy DeVos in October to try and save his election chances&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This was the last &#8220;normal&#8221; weekend for full service restaurants before Health Directive No. 9&#8217;s new restrictions kicked in. Therefore, I decided to make it a day for the entire family Saturday at Slider Inn Downtown. Mendatius and Socially Distant Perjorie were happy to get out of the apartment.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0045.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23929\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0045.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0045.jpg?resize=500%2C375 500w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0045.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0045.jpg?resize=1200%2C900 1200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0045.jpg?w=1680 1680w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0045.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As of Saturday, I was not yet required to order food to have my PBR, but I chose to. One of the menu items I hadn&#8217;t tried yet was Nachos for the People, nachos topped with melted cheddar cheese, black beans, pico, sour cream, and jalape\u00f1os. For a dollar more you can add Slider Inn&#8217;s famous Exhaust Pipe Chili or chicken. I added the chili. &#8220;Do you want a half order or a whole?&#8221; asked the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>I was pretty hungry, so I told her I&#8217;d take a whole order. I had no idea what I was getting into!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0047.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23930\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0047.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0047.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0047.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0047.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600 1200w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0047.jpg?w=1680 1680w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0047.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They brought me out a pan that looked like it was intended for baking a 12-inch pan pizza. It was loaded with chips and toppings. It looked like it should have its own zip code!<\/p>\n<p>Now, remember, I did say I was pretty hungry as I started on PBR number 3 at Slider Inn. Let&#8217;s see how much damage I did before I threw in the towel:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0048.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23931\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0048.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0048.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0048.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0048.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600 1200w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0048.jpg?w=1680 1680w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0048.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Roughly one quarter of the plate, if even that. The bartender boxed up the rest of the nachos for me to take home, giving me leftovers for yesterday and today.<\/p>\n<p>Huey&#8217;s might have lost its status as my pick for best (traditional, not BBQ) nachos Downtown. The Nachos for the People were cheesy and gooey and so good. They didn&#8217;t skimp on the\u00a0jalape\u00f1os, either! Very highly recommended.<\/p>\n<p>After lunch, my friends Randy, Theresa, Big Papa, and I had shots of Jameson. The bottle was pretty low before we ordered, and we finished it off.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0049.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23932\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0049.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0049.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0049.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0049.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600 1200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0049.jpg?w=1680 1680w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0049.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When you or your group finishes a bottle of Jameson at Slider Inn Downtown, you get to sign your names and decorate it, to be displayed on the wall. I signed my name in blue, which has always been my favorite color. I then got a lime green marker, the color of Socially Distant Perjorie&#8217;s hair, and signed her name.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0050.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23933\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0050.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0050.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0050.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0050.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600 1200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0050.jpg?w=1680 1680w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0050.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I then signed in an orange marker for Mendatius. Randy signed &#8220;Billy Joel,&#8221; his favorite musician, and Theresa and Big Papa signed too and we dated the bottle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0052.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23934\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0052.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0052.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0052.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0052.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600 1200w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0052.jpg?w=1680 1680w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0052.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The others commented that if Mendatius&#8217; hair were slicked back and we applied a fake tan to him, he would look like Donald Trump. That prompted the bartender to ask if I was a Trump supporter. That&#8217;s it. MENDATIUS IS NEVER GOING OUT WITH ME AGAIN.<\/p>\n<p>Time for another workday, followed by leftover nachos and WWE Monday Night RAW. Back tomorrow with more news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Big week coming up for the City of Memphis in the national sports spotlight. The 2020 WGC &#8211; St. Jude Invitational tees off Thursday. Most of the big-time golfers, minus Tiger, will be here. Here are a few links to get you more familiar: Official tournament website Wikipedia entry (this is good because it explains &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/27\/monday-update-nachos-for-the-people-slider-inn-downtown\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Monday update: Nachos for the People @ Slider Inn Downtown&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23928"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23935,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23928\/revisions\/23935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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