{"id":2528,"date":"2008-09-09T13:14:19","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T18:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=2528"},"modified":"2008-09-09T13:19:20","modified_gmt":"2008-09-09T18:19:20","slug":"very-important-announcement-platinum-plus-inventory-to-be-auctioned-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/09\/very-important-announcement-platinum-plus-inventory-to-be-auctioned-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Very important announcement: Platinum Plus inventory to be auctioned off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aramemphis.com\/upcoming_auctions\/2008-09-11\/index.htm\">this website<\/a>, the inventory of Platinum Plus is to be auctioned off &#8220;Saturday, September 11&#8221; (don&#8217;t ask me if they mean Thursday the 11th or Saturday the 13th, I don&#8217;t know).\u00a0 Platinum Plus aka the Mt. Moriah Center for the Performing Arts was shut down by the feds a couple of years ago, and the government, who now owns the inventory, is now auctioning it off.\u00a0 Items you can bid on include<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cash registers that once held money from (allegedly)\u00a0illegal transactions<\/li>\n<li>3-year old bottles of Corona<\/li>\n<li>Outfits once worn by some of the nastiest whores in town<\/li>\n<li>Furniture that said whores have rubbed their private parts all over<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sounds like a winner, huh?\u00a0 Check the site for more details.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to this website, the inventory of Platinum Plus is to be auctioned off &#8220;Saturday, September 11&#8221; (don&#8217;t ask me if they mean Thursday the 11th or Saturday the 13th, I don&#8217;t know).\u00a0 Platinum Plus aka the Mt. Moriah Center for the Performing Arts was shut down by the feds a couple of years ago, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/09\/very-important-announcement-platinum-plus-inventory-to-be-auctioned-off\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Very important announcement: Platinum Plus inventory to be auctioned off&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2528"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->