{"id":2553,"date":"2008-09-18T08:00:01","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T13:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=2553"},"modified":"2008-09-18T07:48:36","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T12:48:36","slug":"2553","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/18\/2553\/","title":{"rendered":"My newest website creation: This time I’m really raising a big stink"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time to unveil my newest website. Sometimes I carefully plan these things, revising them over and over again before launch. And then other times I just throw some crap on the Web and see if anyone notices.<\/p>\n

This site is the latter. Literally, it is.<\/p>\n

As I contemplated my next site, I thought, “What’s a unique niche… what’s a topic for a web-based storefront that no one else would dare touch?”<\/p>\n

After a little brainstorming, I had my answer. I decided to do a store about poop. Doo. Feces. BMs. Dung. Scat. Various four-letter words which I won’t mention here, although I’ve probably used every one of them in other blog posts.<\/p>\n

Announcing The Doo Doo Store<\/a><\/strong>. Products you’ll find there include books about poop, books about farts, books to read in the bathroom, designer toilet seats, poop- and fart-related clothing, doggie pooper scoopers, kitty litter and litter boxes, systems to toilet-train cats, manure, toilet paper, laxatives, enemas, Depends, fake dog doo and various other poop- and fart-related novelties, and feces-related Halloween costumes. There’s also a children’s books section, as this is a topic that is tremendously popular among kids.<\/p>\n

Yes, I really went there.<\/p>\n

As with my other stores, it’s an Amazon.com<\/a>\"\" storefront, so when you check out you’re doing business with the Internet’s leading retailer, with their state-of-the-art secure ordering system. I never even see your credit card number – all I get is a notification that an order was placed.<\/p>\n

I’m quite proud of this new store, but I’ll be the first to admit, it’s without a doubt the shittiest website I’ve ever created.<\/p>\n

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