{"id":260,"date":"2005-12-28T02:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-28T02:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=260"},"modified":"2005-12-28T02:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-28T02:40:00","slug":"must-suck-to-be-bill-clinton-sometimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/28\/must-suck-to-be-bill-clinton-sometimes\/","title":{"rendered":"Must suck to be Bill Clinton sometimes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While in Little Rock for the Christmas holidays, I read an article that said Bill Clinton had visited several galleries in the River Market district to buy Christmas presents.  Made me think&#8230; it must suck to be Bill Clinton sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s why&#8230; I wander through art galleries all the time.  And 99% of the time I don&#8217;t buy anything.  In some cases, it&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t have the money.  In other cases, it&#8217;s because there&#8217;s nothing in the gallery that appeals to me.  For whatever reason, I thank the owner and walk out empty-handed.<\/p>\n<p>But, imagine if you&#8217;re Bill Clinton.  You walk in a gallery, and the owner is just thrilled that a former president is in her gallery.  But then, say you do what I do, and turn around and thank her for her time and leave.  Now the gallery owner is hurt and disappointed that nothing she had was good enough.  So if you&#8217;re Bill Clinton, you&#8217;re pretty much obligated to buy something every time you walk in an art gallery.  Which means you&#8217;re likely to run up a big tab and possibly some crappy art.<\/p>\n<p>So you can&#8217;t just go incognito like I do.  And that&#8217;s why it must suck to be Bill Clinton sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While in Little Rock for the Christmas holidays, I read an article that said Bill Clinton had visited several galleries in the River Market district to buy Christmas presents. Made me think&#8230; it must suck to be Bill Clinton sometimes. Here&#8217;s why&#8230; I wander through art galleries all the time. And 99% of the time &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/28\/must-suck-to-be-bill-clinton-sometimes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Must suck to be Bill Clinton sometimes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->