{"id":26207,"date":"2022-11-19T09:53:18","date_gmt":"2022-11-19T15:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=26207"},"modified":"2022-11-19T09:53:18","modified_gmt":"2022-11-19T15:53:18","slug":"saturday-update-233","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2022\/11\/19\/saturday-update-233\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reminder: THE PLACE TO BE tonight is the Blind Bear for a &#8217;70s party from 10 to 2:30. It&#8217;s a birthday\/going-away party for our Tuesday happy hour bartender Ry. The theme will be &#8217;70s (dress up if you&#8217;ve got the clothes) and Tree and Taz will be playing the tunes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/ry-70s-party.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-26208\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/ry-70s-party.jpeg?resize=354%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/ry-70s-party.jpeg?resize=354%2C500 354w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/ry-70s-party.jpeg?resize=212%2C300 212w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/ry-70s-party.jpeg?resize=1200%2C1697 1200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/ry-70s-party.jpeg?w=1448 1448w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 354px) 85vw, 354px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, there is one problem&#8230; as most of you know, I don&#8217;t wait until 10 PM on a Saturday to start drinking. (Hell, I didn&#8217;t wait until I hit WordPress&#8217; &#8220;New blog post&#8221; button to start drinking this morning.) I absolutely cannot overdo it and crash in my bed by 7 PM today. But it&#8217;s Bardog Saturday this morning and there are always plenty of rounds of shots. The problem could be exacerbated today since it&#8217;s the Saturday closest to my birthday.<\/p>\n<p>So, this week, I took my Saturday Bardog bartender aside for a conference. &#8220;You can&#8217;t let me get hammered doing rounds of shots,&#8221; I explained. &#8220;I have a late-night party I cannot miss.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay,&#8221; she ssid. &#8220;We&#8217;ll limit you to one shot on Saturday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whoa&#8230; whoa&#8230; whoa&#8230;&#8221; I replied. &#8220;No need to be THAT strict. How about three?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Three,&#8221; she said. So if I turn down a shot from you this afternoon, please don&#8217;t be offended. It&#8217;s gotta be a long day. A marathon, not a sprint.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.checkiday.com\/d6d778b7283463bbb7a598af0fb70d37\/national-carbonated-beverage-with-caffeine-day\">National Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day<\/a>. I recommend a Mountain Dew.<\/p>\n<p>The Grizzlies won last night but <a href=\"https:\/\/wreg.com\/sports\/grizzlies\/grizzlies-ja-morant-injured-in-win-over-okc\/\">Ja was injured<\/a>. Dammit. The team is in third place in the Western Conference, 0.5 games out of first place. Next up: A road trip to Brooklyn tomorrow. There&#8217;s speculation that Kyrie Irving might return for Sunday&#8217;s game.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/669390461259673\">The Risky Whiskey Boys will musically celebrate the life of Jerry Lee Lewis<\/a> today at 5 at his cafe on Beale.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/800618484379447\">Logan Hogue and the Blank Checks<\/a> play Tin Roof tonight at 6:30.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/446836684053794\">Grape.<\/a> plays the Clover Club tonight at 7.<\/p>\n<p>Strip club The Pony is having a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/508200677843998\/\">Wild Wild West &amp; Breast Thanksgiving party<\/a> this weekend. They&#8217;ll be raffling dances at midnight.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ucey in the Sky with Diamonds.&#8221; OMG.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oq_LUZzocek\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Time for a little hair of the dog at Bardog. I may not have time to post tomorrow morning but we will see.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript' src='https:\/\/storage.ko-fi.com\/cdn\/widget\/Widget_2.js'><\/script><script type='text\/javascript'>kofiwidget2.init('Tip Jar', '#29abe0', 'B0B57GDFG');kofiwidget2.draw();<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reminder: THE PLACE TO BE tonight is the Blind Bear for a &#8217;70s party from 10 to 2:30. It&#8217;s a birthday\/going-away party for our Tuesday happy hour bartender Ry. The theme will be &#8217;70s (dress up if you&#8217;ve got the clothes) and Tree and Taz will be playing the tunes. Now, there is one problem&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2022\/11\/19\/saturday-update-233\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Saturday update&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26207"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26209,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26207\/revisions\/26209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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