So last night I was hanging out at Blind Bear with Butt Slut #1, Butt Slut #2, and Late Night Larry. Butt Slut #2 told me, “When I invented the butt slut thing, I meant for it to be a small thing among a few people. Then you went and blogged it and made it a huge deal. Do you know what you are, Paul?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I totally get what she meant to say next.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She meant to refer to me as a founding father of the butt sluts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The instigator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The publicist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But that’s not what she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She told me, “It’s like you’re the daddy of the butt sluts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG<\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHO’S… YOUR… DADDY?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never been so proud of a nickname in my life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All right. Let’s get on to the news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m so excited I could slap someone: Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle<\/a> are coming to FedExForum January 23.<\/p>\n\n\n\n In other FedExForum news, The Street Profits vs. the Usos for the tag titles has been announced as the main event of Friday’s WWE Smackdown. Montez F’N Ford baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Silly Goose is now doing 2 for $20 wood-fired pizza Thursday from 5 to 8.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And now…<\/p>\n\n\n\n RATING BAR CHAIRS Grizzlies are at Charlotte tonight at 6. TV is Bally Sports Southeast. Time to grind!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Get your free tickets to Ailey – A Documentary Screening<\/a> on January 13 at the Halloran Centre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Today is National Spaghetti Day<\/a>. Get it at Bardog with Aldo’s Grandma’s New Jersey Balls. Cheers to Mama Aldo, who I’m told still reads this blog every day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ja Morant is being sued<\/a> for allegedly punching a teen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n There’s a sketching class<\/a> at Bass Pro Saturday from 10 to noon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n All right. Your Big Bad Butt Slut Daddy is signing off for today. Holla if you hear me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So last night I was hanging out at Blind Bear with Butt Slut #1, Butt Slut #2, and Late Night Larry. Butt Slut #2 told me, “When I invented the butt slut thing, I meant for it to be a small thing among a few people. Then you went and blogged it and made it … Continue reading “I’m Your Big Bad Butt Slut Daddy”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26317"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26318,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26317\/revisions\/26318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
– Captain’s chair (wraps around your back) 10\/10
– Bucket chair with square footrest 7\/10
– Bucket chair with round footrest 5\/10
– Bar itself does not have a footrest (minus 5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n