{"id":26336,"date":"2023-01-14T09:05:43","date_gmt":"2023-01-14T15:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=26336"},"modified":"2023-01-14T09:05:51","modified_gmt":"2023-01-14T15:05:51","slug":"saturday-update-238","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2023\/01\/14\/saturday-update-238\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday update"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So, yesterday I posted about how I like to read one of Dr. King&#8217;s speeches or essays every MLK Day weekend. I posted a link to an archive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was totally gonna pull up that archive on my phone at Bardog yesterday and get my reading in. (Hey, nobody said you can ONLY read Dr. King&#8217;s work in a library.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then Price Is Right came on and I forgot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Isn&#8217;t that a sad commentary on where we are as a society?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I missed a chance to be inspired by one of the great orators of the past 100 years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But, hey, I got to see Plinko.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s my favorite of all the Price Is Right games.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They had this dumb 18-year-old on there who didn&#8217;t win much money. You want to drop your chips in the middle of the Plinko board and drop them slowly. That&#8217;s your best chance of hitting the $10,000 slot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But seriously, anybody got a rec for a Dr. King speech\/essay to read? In recent years I&#8217;ve read Letter from a Birmingham Jail, some of his 1967\/68 stuff, and one of his first speeches (1955 I believe). What gap should I fill in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, on to a different topic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pet Peeve: People who sit at the bar at restaurants and have long, loud speakerphone conversations (traditional phone call or Facetime)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is fucking RUDE to the other guests at the bar to subject them to your phone conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, a quick convo with a PURPOSE, I can understand. Examples:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;We&#8217;re still on for 2:30, right? Where are we meeting? Okay, thanks, bye.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;I left the door unlocked and kenneled the dog, so the maintenance man can come in and service my heater. Thanks. Bye.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Oh, there was a problem with the auto-run of the daily report? Let me get out my laptop and dig into it. Thanks for letting me know. Bye.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>On the other hand, this is NOT cool:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;HEY WHADDUP GIRL&#8221; followed by 45 minutes of random, pointless bullshit<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>If you must have those kinds of conversations, here are some suggestions:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1 &#8211; Have those conversations before or after you leave the restaurant<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bar area is not your private living room. You share it with other people. So find a way to have those conversations in a place that is more exclusively yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2 &#8211; Take your phone outside to have those conversations<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, I know it&#8217;s cold this time of year. But smokers go outside to partake in their nasty habit all the time. And your conversation is annoying as their smoke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3 &#8211; Sit at a table, not the bar<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This isn&#8217;t ideal, but at least you&#8217;re not shoulder to shoulder with strangers while you have your conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4 &#8211; Text instead<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite the slightly vulgar nickname (which I didn&#8217;t create), I think most of you have figured out that Butt Slut #1 and I are pretty fabulous friends. You know how many times she and I have actually TALKED on the phone?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ZERO. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Bupkus. Goose egg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I called her up and said, &#8220;Hey, girl, I just wanted to shoot the shit witcha for a while,&#8221; she&#8217;d think I had lost my mind. She&#8217;d think she was being set up for a practical joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can text as much as you want without disturbing those around you. Make the text app your friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(steps off soapbox)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone get through Friday the 13th okay? Miraculously, I did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s get on to the news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today is <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.checkiday.com\/26fc9fa5e2afbd8cc45f8e193e1587a5\/feast-of-the-ass\" target=\"_blank\">Feast of the Ass<\/a>. I&#8217;ll sidestep the obvious joke (since that person has already been mentioned today) and instead say &#8220;Cheers&#8221; to my friend Krisma who raises donkeys on her farm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Grizzlies play a road game vs. the Indiana Pacers tonight at 6. TV is Bally Sports Southeast. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.grizzlybearblues.com\/2023\/1\/14\/23554428\/memphis-grizzlies-vs-indiana-pacers-game-preview-nba-tv-radio-info-morant-haliburton-bane\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Game preview<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Penny&#8217;s Tigers hit the road to play Temple Sunday at 2. TV is ESPN2. The Tigers are currently projected as Last Four In in ESPN&#8217;s <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.espn.com\/espn\/feature\/story\/_\/page\/bracketology\/ncaa-bracketology-2023-march-madness-men-field-predictions\" target=\"_blank\">Bracketology<\/a>. This game is more or less a must-win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More than 30 artists <a href=\"https:\/\/dailymemphian.com\/section\/arts-culture\/article\/33380\/art-showcase-marshall-arts-gallery-slim-and-huskys-memphis\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">will have their art exhibited<\/a> in Marshall Arts and Slim &amp; Husky&#8217;s for a month.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For those of you who remember Michael Cahaal&#8217;s Cafe Roux on Front Street, Jennifer Biggs of the DM has his <a href=\"https:\/\/dailymemphian.com\/section\/food\/article\/33480\/memphis-recipe-cafe-roux-shrimp-and-crawfish\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">shrimp and crawfish etouffee recipe.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The annual <a href=\"https:\/\/r4r.one\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Race for Reconciliation<\/a> is Monday at AutoZone Park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thecannoncenter.com\/events\/cannon-center\/shen-yun\" target=\"_blank\">Shen Yun<\/a> returns to the Cannon Center the last weekend of January.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Magician <a href=\"https:\/\/orpheum-memphis.com\/event\/mike-super-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Mike Super 2.0<\/a> comes to the Halloran Centre tonight. Tickets are $37.50.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Predictions for Bardog brunch specials today:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>Blackened snapper<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Lobster omelette<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Strawberry or blueberry pancakes<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Chicken-N-Waffles<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Grilled pork chop<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>TL;DR: SSDD.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s it for now. Back tomorrow with more news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, yesterday I posted about how I like to read one of Dr. King&#8217;s speeches or essays every MLK Day weekend. I posted a link to an archive. I was totally gonna pull up that archive on my phone at Bardog yesterday and get my reading in. (Hey, nobody said you can ONLY read Dr. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2023\/01\/14\/saturday-update-238\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Saturday update&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26336"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26337,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26336\/revisions\/26337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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