{"id":26476,"date":"2023-02-27T07:29:56","date_gmt":"2023-02-27T13:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=26476"},"modified":"2023-02-27T07:30:04","modified_gmt":"2023-02-27T13:30:04","slug":"monday-update-206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/27\/monday-update-206\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday update"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Penny&#8217;s Memphis Tigers PROBABLY punched their ticket to the NCAA tournament with a 76-73 win over Cincinnati. At 22-7, with wins over Nebraska, Stanford, Ole Miss, Auburn, and Texas A&amp;M, I don&#8217;t see how the tournament committee could deny Memphis, even if the Tigers lose their two remaining games.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What are those two remaining games?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>Thursday, March 2 at SMU in Dallas. TV: ESPN2<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sunday, March 5 vs. 2 Houston at FedExForum. The legendary 1972-73 team will be honored and it will be &#8220;Stripe the Forum&#8221; day. 11 AM. TV: CBS<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s speculate for a moment. Say Memphis beats SMU and Houston, wins 2 games in the AAC tournament, then loses in the tournament finals to Houston on a neutral court. They&#8217;d finish 26-8 with wins over the Power Five schools listed above. Would that be enough for a 7 seed? The advantage of a 7 seed (as opposed to an 8 or 9) is, you&#8217;re guaranteed not to see a 1 seed during the opening weekend of March Madness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All right. Usually I have a long list in Evernote of things to post about, but not today. Let&#8217;s see what news I can scrounge up&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Local on Main will do a crawfish boil next Sunday, March 5 from 2 PM until they run out. $15 gets you a pound of crawfish plus all the fixins, and there will be $15 beer buckets too. Cornhole and Rock, Paper, Scissors. Not sure who will be boiling the crawfish (that can matter A LOT) but I will find out this week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.checkiday.com\/c2d2ce0b15551c5f24cc33c34a707d2f\/national-kahlua-day\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">National Kahlua Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Already in the upper 60s as I type this before the sun comes up. <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.checkiday.com\/c2d2ce0b15551c5f24cc33c34a707d2f\/national-kahlua-day\" target=\"_blank\">MWN predicts<\/a> a high of 75 and a low of 48. Any rain will happen before 9 AM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bella DuBalle, a drag performer, hostess, and drag show coordinator at Atomic Rose, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.localmemphis.com\/article\/news\/local\/memphis-drag-performer-club-owner-speaks-out-controversial-tennessee-bills-legislature-bill-lee-senate-drag-trans-tourism-club-atomic-rose-beale-901\/522-a09d6b17-3ca4-4516-b51b-d354fb1b2ec7\" target=\"_blank\">spoke to ABC 24<\/a> about the incredibly stupid and narrow-minded new state law concerning drag performances. Rose&#8217;s manager Charlie explained that the venue would need a strip club license to continue operating drag shows. The club is technically within the Beale entertainment district and the combination of strip club license + liquor license isn&#8217;t allowed there. &#8220;This is our lifeblood,&#8221; said DuBalle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s all the news I can find. If I see Butt Slut #1, she&#8217;ll probably tell me, &#8220;YOUR BLOG SUCKED TODAY, PAUL,&#8221; as she usually does when I do a short post. I wonder if she realizes, she&#8217;s one of my top candidates for a plus-one if I win a trip on <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/orpheum-memphis.com\/event\/price-is-right\" target=\"_blank\">The Price Is Right Live<\/a>? She should be extra nice to me for the next 33 days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back tomorrow with more news, if there is any.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penny&#8217;s Memphis Tigers PROBABLY punched their ticket to the NCAA tournament with a 76-73 win over Cincinnati. At 22-7, with wins over Nebraska, Stanford, Ole Miss, Auburn, and Texas A&amp;M, I don&#8217;t see how the tournament committee could deny Memphis, even if the Tigers lose their two remaining games. What are those two remaining games? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/27\/monday-update-206\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Monday update&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26476"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26477,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26476\/revisions\/26477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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