{"id":26549,"date":"2023-03-26T08:39:40","date_gmt":"2023-03-26T13:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=26549"},"modified":"2023-03-26T08:39:48","modified_gmt":"2023-03-26T13:39:48","slug":"sunday-update-go-canes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2023\/03\/26\/sunday-update-go-canes\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday update &#8211; Go &#8216;Canes!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Last night I got home to bed early because I wasn&#8217;t feeling that great. But I got woken up four times by revving engines and squealing tires. Especially from 10:30 to midnight, the noise was nearly constant. I guess the season for Stupid Car Tricks has begun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9 Florida Atlantic &#8211; the team that ousted Memphis from the Big Dance &#8211; and 4 UConn advanced to the Final Four yesterday. Today two more teams will advance:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>6 Creighton vs. 5 San Diego State, 1:20 PM, CBS<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>5 Miami vs. 2 Texas, 4:05 PM, CBS<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;ll notice I didn&#8217;t list any picks for today&#8217;s games. That&#8217;s because the bracket I filled out is TOTALLY busted. I&#8217;m in 9th place out of 35 with 50 total points and a possible max of 50. There&#8217;s no remaining game that can move me higher in the standings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite that, GO &#8216;CANES!!! As in, the Hurricanes of Miami.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why, you ask? Never once in my life have I rooted for that team. A picture is worth 1000 words:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/buttslut1-chairdancing-2.jpeg?resize=403%2C500\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26367\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/buttslut1-chairdancing-2.jpeg?resize=403%2C500 403w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/buttslut1-chairdancing-2.jpeg?resize=242%2C300 242w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/buttslut1-chairdancing-2.jpeg?resize=1239%2C1536 1239w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/buttslut1-chairdancing-2.jpeg?resize=1200%2C1487 1200w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/buttslut1-chairdancing-2.jpeg?w=1491 1491w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 403px) 85vw, 403px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>As I mentioned, I have 50 points but no live teams &#8211; no opportunity to increase my point total. Butt Slut #1 has 48 points but still has a live team &#8211; Texas, who she has going to the championship game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If Texas wins today, her bracket beats mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If Miami wins today, my bracket beats hers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t ask my readers for much, but today I will: Please send positive &#8220;win-today&#8221; vibes to the Miami basketball players and coaching staff. Together we can take Butt Slut #1 down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.memphisweather.net\/forecast.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">Weather<\/a> today: Almost no chance of rain. 76\/50. Note that the wind is going to shift around to the north at 13 mph tonight, so take a jacket if you plan on walking home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Grizzlies travel to Atlanta to play at 5 today. The game is on NBA TV but I believe it&#8217;ll also be on Bally Sports with your friends Brevin, Pete, and Fish. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.checkiday.com\/bccb6b0aab1ad87cc42b7cb2515e1f59\/national-make-up-your-own-holiday-day\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day<\/a>. Can I make up &#8220;$1 PBR Day&#8221;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The line to get daiquiris at Fat Tuesday must have been 20 deep when I walked home yesterday. And that was still early in the evening, probably about 6:00. Whoever is their marketing director is doing a hell of a job.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Former Grizzly Zach Randolph will be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.actionnews5.com\/2023\/03\/25\/memphis-own-zach-randolph-will-be-inducted-tennessee-sports-hall-fame\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">inducted<\/a> into the Tennessee Sports Hall of Fame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There will be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/753032459559735\/753032469559734\/?active_tab=about\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">free photos with the Easter Bunny<\/a> Saturday at Bass Pro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Weekly event <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/1198486280844352\/1198486320844348\/?active_tab=about\" target=\"_blank\">Live at the Tracks<\/a> returns to Central Station this Thursday from 6:30 to 9:30 PM. Shara Layne will perform.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kansas City band <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/169162639299040\/?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22mechanism%22%3A%22discovery_this_week_tab%22%2C%22surface%22%3A%22bookmark%22%7D]%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3Anull%7D\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">The Country Duo<\/a> plays South Main Sounds for Trolley Night this Friday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There will be an <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/592922435601311\/?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22mechanism%22%3A%22discovery_this_week_tab%22%2C%22surface%22%3A%22bookmark%22%7D]%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3Anull%7D\" target=\"_blank\">Easter egg hunt<\/a> for kids at the Fire Museum on Adams Saturday from 10 AM to 1 PM. Firefighters will hide 500 candy-filled (chocolate and jelly beans) eggs around the museum. Find an egg of each color and turn them in to the Easter Bunny for a chance to win the Grand Surprise Prize. Tickets are $10 regardless of age.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s all for today. Go &#8216;Canes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I got home to bed early because I wasn&#8217;t feeling that great. But I got woken up four times by revving engines and squealing tires. Especially from 10:30 to midnight, the noise was nearly constant. I guess the season for Stupid Car Tricks has begun. 9 Florida Atlantic &#8211; the team that ousted &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2023\/03\/26\/sunday-update-go-canes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sunday update &#8211; Go &#8216;Canes!!!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26549"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26549"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26550,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26549\/revisions\/26550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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