{"id":2696,"date":"2008-10-28T09:59:56","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T14:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=2696"},"modified":"2008-10-28T09:59:56","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T14:59:56","slug":"okay-i-have-a-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/28\/okay-i-have-a-question\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, I have a question."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re at a bar, and someone else buys you a drink, do you have to tip the bartender for it?<\/p>\n<p>Last night, I was at Big Foot, watching washed-up Peyton lose yet another game.\u00a0 While there, I had two 34 oz. Super Cold Coors Lights, bringing my tab to a whopping 4 bucks.\u00a0 &#8220;Why have I been going to the Saucer to watch Monday Night Football?&#8221; I wondered.\u00a0 &#8220;This is too good a deal to miss.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then it got even better.\u00a0 The guy next to me paid his tab and said, &#8220;Let me get these guys too,&#8221; pointing to his left and right.\u00a0 Suddenly my cost for spending two hours at Big Foot had dropped from $4 to $0.\u00a0 Woohoo!\u00a0 (Thank you, by the way, if you&#8217;re reading this.)<\/p>\n<p>Then bartender Meghan opened her big mouth and ruined the good mood I was in.\u00a0 &#8220;YOU STILL HAVE TO TIP ME, PAUL,&#8221; she said.\u00a0 WTF?\u00a0 If someone else buys the beer, it makes sense that he&#8217;ll tip on the beer too (which I know for a fact he did in this case).\u00a0 And now Meghan wants an additional tip?<\/p>\n<p>So I fished around in my pocket, hoping to find some pennies, but all I had were quarters.\u00a0 I usually stuff several dollars in quarters in my pocket when I go out, in case I feel like playing pool on a pay table.\u00a0 So I pulled out 4 of the quarters and slammed them on the bar.\u00a0 &#8220;THAT&#8217;S NOT ENOUGH, PAUL,&#8221; said Meghan.\u00a0 &#8220;I DESERVE A BIG TIP.&#8221;\u00a0 So, feeling generous, I took out four more quarters.\u00a0 Keep in mind that I was now tipping 50% on my tab.\u00a0 Even if the beers had been full price, it still would&#8217;ve been 25%.\u00a0 And yet Meghan continued to say, &#8220;THAT&#8217;S NOT ENOUGH, PAUL.\u00a0 COME ON, GIVE ME A GOOD TIP.&#8221;\u00a0 At that point I&#8217;d had enough.\u00a0 I downed the rest of my beer, and walked to Bardog Tavern, to remind myself what friendly, courteous bartenders are like.\u00a0 I tipped 100% on my tab at Bardog.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Bardog&#8230; Aldo&#8217;s training the bartenders to smile and wave at people who walk by the front window, so they&#8217;ll realize it&#8217;s a friendly neighborhood bar and come in.\u00a0 Contrast that to Meghan&#8230; when she saw people walk past the front window last night, she started chanting &#8220;don&#8217;t come in here don&#8217;t come in here don&#8217;t come in here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, there is one exception about tipping when other people buy you drinks&#8230; if the bartender buys me a drink, I will certainly tip on that drink.\u00a0 However, this is not an issue with Meghan, who is a cheap-ass who never does anything nice.<\/p>\n<p>Meghan is the female equivalent of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com\/2008\/09\/fung.html\">this guy<\/a>.\u00a0 And that&#8217;s my final word on the matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re at a bar, and someone else buys you a drink, do you have to tip the bartender for it? Last night, I was at Big Foot, watching washed-up Peyton lose yet another game.\u00a0 While there, I had two 34 oz. Super Cold Coors Lights, bringing my tab to a whopping 4 bucks.\u00a0 &#8220;Why &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/28\/okay-i-have-a-question\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Okay, I have a question.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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