{"id":27017,"date":"2023-09-17T13:20:26","date_gmt":"2023-09-17T18:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=27017"},"modified":"2023-09-17T13:20:26","modified_gmt":"2023-09-17T18:20:26","slug":"sunday-update-2-football-butt-sluts-and-downtown-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/17\/sunday-update-2-football-butt-sluts-and-downtown-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday update #2: football, butt sluts, and Downtown news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FVolsSuck%2Fposts%2Fpfbid0278NZnkDSmjuWnV8fsXeayVwsaEGCsnZHx9yBQxMjY6AvoyvNYsTARHavHsznPJqSl&amp;show_text=true&amp;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"496\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the sound of the Florida Gators ripping the Tennessee Vols&#8217; national title hopes to pieces. The Vols suffered a 29-16 loss at Florida yesterday. True, one loss is not the end of a team&#8217;s CFP hopes, but the Vols have upcoming dates at Alabama and vs. Georgia. They&#8217;ll be very lucky to escape the regular season as a three-loss team,<\/p>\n<p>NEEEEXXXXXT YEEEEEAAAARRRRM, THOUGH&#8230; I TELL YOU WHUT, BOYYYYEEEE&#8230; THASSSS GONNNNN BEEEEE ARRRRR YEEEEARRRRRR&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Check out this cool shot glass Butt Slut #2 got me on her recent trip to Mexico!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico1-scaled.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-27018\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico1.jpeg?resize=439%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico1-scaled.jpeg?resize=439%2C500 439w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico1-scaled.jpeg?resize=263%2C300 263w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico1-scaled.jpeg?resize=1348%2C1536 1348w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico1-scaled.jpeg?resize=1798%2C2048 1798w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico1-scaled.jpeg?resize=1200%2C1367 1200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico1-scaled.jpeg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 439px) 85vw, 439px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico2-scaled.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-27019\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico2.jpeg?resize=440%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico2-scaled.jpeg?resize=440%2C500 440w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico2-scaled.jpeg?resize=264%2C300 264w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico2-scaled.jpeg?resize=1350%2C1536 1350w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico2-scaled.jpeg?resize=1801%2C2048 1801w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico2-scaled.jpeg?resize=1200%2C1365 1200w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/mexico2-scaled.jpeg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 85vw, 440px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nothing like taking a drink out of a boot! The tip of the boot could easily put an eye out. So I guess I now carry a weapon &#8211; like just about any other Memphian.<\/p>\n<p>But wait, I have additional butt slut news: Butt Slut #1 will be working the upstairs bar at Bardog for happy hour this Monday. She quit the bar business about a year ago to manage her dad&#8217;s liquor store, but she still has her ABC card and can pick up here and there.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who have trouble keeping track, But Slut #1 is the brunette and #2 is the blonde. Topics to talk to Butt Slut #1 about include<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>soup<\/li>\n<li>soccer<\/li>\n<li>the Dallas Cowboys<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Congrats to The Daily Memphian on <a href=\"https:\/\/dailymemphian.com\/section\/opinion\/article\/38555\/eric-barnes-the-daily-memphian-fifth-anniversary-memphis\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">five years<\/a>! Far and away the best news source in this city.<\/p>\n<p>Radio DJs Drake and the late Zeke <a href=\"https:\/\/dailymemphian.com\/section\/arts-culture\/article\/38560\/memphis-beale-street-tunes-in-for-radio-duo-drake-zeke\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">got their brass note<\/a> on Beale Street yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Central Station Hotel has opened a new music-themed <a href=\"https:\/\/dailymemphian.com\/section\/neighborhoods\/article\/38407\/central-station-hotel-memphis-rock-and-soul-event-space\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">event space<\/a>. Weddings and corporate events are expected uses.<\/p>\n<p>Memphis 901 FC picked up<a href=\"https:\/\/www.memphis901fc.com\/news\/2023\/09\/16\/memphis-901-fc-rallies-with-three-unanswered-goals-to-down-hartford-athletic-4-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> a 4-2 win<\/a> against Hartford Athletic last night.<\/p>\n<p>Today is National <a href=\"https:\/\/www.checkiday.com\/2dee7f783ea809cbaa1729723cacc54e\/national-monte-cristo-day\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Monte Cristo Day<\/a>. Kooky Canuck&#8217;s Waffle Monte Cristo is your move to celebrate.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/allevents.in\/memphis\/charlotte-taylor-central-bbq-downtown-memphis\/200025390173307\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Charlotte Taylor<\/a> plays Downtown Central BBQ Tuesday evening.<\/p>\n<p>LEO Events is hiring a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ziprecruiter.com\/jobs\/leo-events-llc-b45fea4e\/communications-manager-c8d2ddc5?tsid=111000153&amp;expires=1695228213&amp;zrclid=bf311ff1-243a-4dbe-85b6-bbf04b71f616&amp;contact_id=cec7a54e&amp;lvk=YXfBdtl0cRGSAyZkGVFQ2Q.--N4R1poAjg&amp;utm_campaign=43024\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Communications Manager<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Logistics firm TQL is hiring an <a href=\"https:\/\/careers.tql.com\/us\/en\/job\/TQL1US18100412EXTERNALENUS\/Sales-Representative-Entry-Level?utm_medium=phenom-feeds&amp;utm_source=Appcast_ZipRecruiter&amp;ccuid=48697870349&amp;_ccid=1694973275658ti4bon296\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">entry-level sales rep<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Dos Hermanos, the restaurant inside the Cossitt Library, will host a <a href=\"https:\/\/memphislibrary.evanced.info\/signup\/EventDetails?EventId=68158&amp;df=calendar&amp;backTo=Calendar&amp;startDate=2023\/09\/17\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cooking with Chef Eli demo<\/a> Wednesday night. White bean chicken chili and cornbread!<\/p>\n<p>Bishop in Central Station will host its first <a href=\"https:\/\/centralstationmemphis.com\/happenings\/bishop-wine-dinner\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wine dinner<\/a> on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>This is my second post of the day. Keep scrolling for info on Blind Bear price rollbacks on mimosas, Bloody Marys, and PBR.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP That&#8217;s the sound of the Florida Gators ripping the Tennessee Vols&#8217; national title hopes to pieces. The Vols suffered a 29-16 loss at Florida yesterday. True, one loss is not the end of a team&#8217;s CFP hopes, but the Vols have upcoming dates at Alabama and vs. Georgia. They&#8217;ll be very lucky &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/17\/sunday-update-2-football-butt-sluts-and-downtown-news\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sunday update #2: football, butt sluts, and Downtown news&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27017"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27017"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27020,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27017\/revisions\/27020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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