{"id":28952,"date":"2025-08-04T11:51:04","date_gmt":"2025-08-04T16:51:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=28952"},"modified":"2025-08-04T11:51:04","modified_gmt":"2025-08-04T16:51:04","slug":"monday-update-273","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/04\/monday-update-273\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, everyone, if you&#8217;ve ever thought about tipping me using one of the methods in the footer, now would be a time when it would especially help me out. I&#8217;m down to my last three dollars. I haven&#8217;t slept since Friday night. Thanks in advance for any tips you can spare.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s National White Wine Day. Celebrate by going to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rootstockmemphis.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Rootstock Wine Merchants<\/a> in The Edge. Talk to the staff about what you like and let them pick out some bottles for you.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also the first day of school for MSCS kids. Some schools are requiring clear lunchboxes. I remember how proud I was of my Snoopy lunchbox the first day of kindergarten. Kids today won&#8217;t be able to feel that pride.<\/p>\n<p>When I was in 8th grade, there was a blond 7th grader who carried a big black metal lunchbox that looked like it belonged in his father&#8217;s tool shed. It only took one day for the name Ben &#8220;Lunch Pail&#8221; Wilson to stick. I guess the 2025-26 class won&#8217;t have a Lunch Pail.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/donktoss.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Donk Toss<\/a>, a sport played on ESPN8: The Ocho this past weekend, is an improvement over traditional cornhole. Instead of bean bags, you toss cute stuffed donkeys, scoring points based on the position in which they land.<\/p>\n<p>This is the last day of the year to catch an 8 PM sunset in Memphis.<\/p>\n<p>A study has found that our fair city has <a href=\"https:\/\/wreg.com\/news\/nation-and-world\/memphis-morning-commutes-are-the-most-dangerous-in-the-us-study-finds\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the most dangerous morning commutes<\/a> in the U.S.<\/p>\n<p>The FedEx-St. Jude Classic golf tournament is at TPC Southwind this weekend. It&#8217;s the first round of pro golf&#8217;s playoffs, with the top 50 in points for the season after this event advancing to the second round. Here&#8217;s a list of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.golfdigest.com\/story\/2025-pga-tour-fedex-cup-points-list-standings\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">who has qualified<\/a> for the FESJC. The only qualifier who isn&#8217;t coming is Rory McIlroy. If you&#8217;re not attending the event live, I recommend watching it in the air-conditioned comfort of Downtown golf bar <a href=\"https:\/\/golfatbirdies.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Birdie&#8217;s<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Kinda surprised there are only 2 NFL games scheduled for Sunday: Miami at Chicago (noon) and New Orleans at L.A. Chargers (3:00). The rest of the slate is set for earlier in the weekend since there is not yet any college football to take those time slots.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/tv\/tv-news\/loni-anderson-dead-wkrp-in-cincinnati-1236336519\/?utm_campaign=mb&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_source=morning_brew\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">RIP Loni Anderson.<\/a> She played station receptionist Jennifer on WKRP in Cincinnati, a character considerably smarter than her boss Mr. Carlson. Anderson was 79.<\/p>\n<p>This morning about 7, I was walking down the Main Street Mall when a cop pulled up next to me and rolled down his window. Uh oh. That&#8217;s usually not a good position for a homeless person to be in. Was he going to invent some BS reason to take me on my first-ever trip to 201? I braced myself for what he might say.<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;Sausage biscuit from McDonald&#8217;s?&#8221; and held one out to me.<\/p>\n<p>That got the morning off to a great start! Know how some people believe the world is conspiring against them? Encounters like that one lead me to believe the world is conspiring IN MY FAVOR!!!<\/p>\n<p>Back tomorrow. Again, any tips are especially appreciated right now.<\/p>\n<p><span data-tt=\"{&quot;paragraphStyle&quot;:{&quot;alignment&quot;:4,&quot;writingDirection&quot;:1}}\"><em><strong>I gratefully accept tips:<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<\/span>Venmo:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/account.venmo.com\/u\/Paul-Ryburn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">@Paul-Ryburn<\/a>\u00a0(8113 if it asks for digits)<br \/>\nCash App: $PaulRyburn1<br \/>\nZelle: paul@paulryburn.com<br \/>\nApple Pay: paul.ryburn@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, everyone, if you&#8217;ve ever thought about tipping me using one of the methods in the footer, now would be a time when it would especially help me out. I&#8217;m down to my last three dollars. I haven&#8217;t slept since Friday night. Thanks in advance for any tips you can spare. 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