{"id":30137,"date":"2026-07-29T12:14:57","date_gmt":"2026-07-29T17:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=30137"},"modified":"2026-07-29T12:14:57","modified_gmt":"2026-07-29T17:14:57","slug":"they-took-my-park-bench","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/29\/they-took-my-park-bench\/","title":{"rendered":"They took my park bench"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As most of you are aware, when the weather is warm I avoid the Union Mission and stay out all night as much as I can. That way, I get to see friends in the evenings and I save the $6 nightly cover charge at the Mission. I&#8217;d spend the hours between late-night Saucer\/E&amp;H closing and early-morning Bardog\/Chess Club opening sitting on a park bench on the Main Street Mall in front of the Moxy Hotel.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I got an unwelcome surprise, though. Sometime Monday or Tuesday the city removed the 2 benches in front of the hotel. <img src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/classic-smilies\/img\/icon_sad.gif?w=840\" alt=\":(\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/peabodymemphis.com\/basketcase\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Basketcase<\/a> returns to headline another Peabody rooftop party Thursday, with special guest Jordan Frye. $15 to get in, $40 to go VIP. VIPs get a buffet of assorted hors d&#8217;oeuvres, fruit, and cheese\/vegetable crudite trays.<\/p>\n<p>KICK&#8217;N MAC is the burger of the week at Momma&#8217;s. Angus beef, four-cheese macaroni, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickled jalape\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p>The Majestic Grille seeks a part-time <a href=\"https:\/\/welcometomemphis-jobsboard.jobboardly.com\/jobs\/bartender-14b880ea\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bartender<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Today is National Chicken Wing Day and National Lasagna Day.<\/p>\n<p>The Flying Saucer will sell flying saucers on Saturday, which is National Disc Golf Day. First come, first served with very limited supply available. Doors open at 11 AM. $20. They will have a disc golf swag sweepstakes August 1-7; redeem your Untappd badge to enter.<\/p>\n<p>I got 3rd place at Saucer trivia for the third week in a row. I like those $15 gift certificates; I use them as burgers-n-fries on demand whenever I&#8217;m out Downtown and hungry.<\/p>\n<p>I had a cucumber lime setzer at the Saucer last night. Refreshing on a day when the feels-like temp makes me wonder if I relocated to Venus.<\/p>\n<p>Back soon with more news.<\/p>\n<p><span data-tt=\"{&quot;paragraphStyle&quot;:{&quot;alignment&quot;:4,&quot;writingDirection&quot;:1}}\"><em><strong>I gratefully accept tips:\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<\/span>Venmo:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/account.venmo.com\/u\/Paul-Ryburn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">@Paul-Ryburn<\/a>\u00a0(8113 if it asks for digits)<br \/>\nCash App: $PaulRyburn1<br \/>\nZelle: paul@paulryburn.com<br \/>\nApple Pay: paul.ryburn@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As most of you are aware, when the weather is warm I avoid the Union Mission and stay out all night as much as I can. That way, I get to see friends in the evenings and I save the $6 nightly cover charge at the Mission. I&#8217;d spend the hours between late-night Saucer\/E&amp;H closing &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/29\/they-took-my-park-bench\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;They took my park bench&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30137"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30137"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30139,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30137\/revisions\/30139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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