{"id":3594,"date":"2009-04-25T12:43:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T17:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=3594"},"modified":"2009-04-28T07:11:03","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T12:11:03","slug":"pimp-and-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/25\/pimp-and-ho\/","title":{"rendered":"Msg fo da ladies from Big Paul"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"bigpaul\"$ <\/a>Hey.\u00a0 Ladies.\u00a0 Hey.\u00a0 Hey.\u00a0 Hey.\u00a0 Look here.\u00a0 Big Paul need to holla at you fo a minute.<\/p>\n

Look here.\u00a0 We all in what they call hard economic times, you what Big Paul be talkin bout?\u00a0 But look.\u00a0 I ain’t here to offer you no bailout.\u00a0 I ain’t here to offer you no stimulus.\u00a0 I ain’t here to offer you no damn gub’ment check.\u00a0 All I gots to offer, is opportunituh.<\/p>\n

I’m offerin you the chance to come work for Big Paul.\u00a0 Cause, look here.\u00a0 On Saturday, June 6, they bringin back the Pimp & Ho Ball<\/strong> to Earnestine & Hazel’s.\u00a0 It starts at 8 PM and cost about five dolla to get in.<\/p>\n

So look.\u00a0 Big Paul got a little over a month to round him up some bitches fo that night.\u00a0 Now look here, when you work for Big Paul, you ain’t small time, you know what I’m sayin?\u00a0 You ain’t gonna be makin no chump change.<\/p>\n

You gonna be makin some looooooong money, baby.\u00a0 Talkin bout the kind of money, baby, that can put some 24 inch rims up on yo carruh.<\/p>\n

Talkin bout the kind of money, baby, that can put some gold up in yo teetheses.<\/p>\n

Talkin bout the kind of money, baby, that will let you go to fancy restaurants for some fine dining.\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 Big Paul be sayin that you’ll be able to go to Red Lobster, baby, and order you some lobster and some scrumps and some pig feet.\u00a0 Livin the high life, baby.<\/p>\n

So what do you say, baby… come ride with Big Paul.\u00a0 Big Paul treat his bitches good.\u00a0 Know what I’m sayin?<\/p>\n

Hey.\u00a0 Look here.\u00a0 Hey.\u00a0 Hey.\u00a0 One more thing before you go.\u00a0 Look here.\u00a0 Big Paul be tryin to get about fifty-two cent so I can go down to CeCe’s Liquors and gets me an airplane bottle of Taaka vodka.\u00a0 Can you hep me out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"