{"id":3810,"date":"2009-05-21T22:14:55","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T03:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=3810"},"modified":"2009-05-21T22:14:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-22T03:14:55","slug":"they-brought-the-monster-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/21\/they-brought-the-monster-back\/","title":{"rendered":"They brought the monster back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/meghan200.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3811\" title=\"meghan200\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/meghan200.jpg?resize=200%2C200\" alt=\"meghan200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/meghan200.jpg?w=200 200w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/meghan200.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 85vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>I thought part of the settlement when Kooky Canuck agreed to totally dissociate itself from its former name was, no more scary almost-human creatures.\u00a0 No Big Foot, no Sasquatch, no Yeti.<\/p>\n<p>And then tonight they brought back the scariest creature of them all.\u00a0 &#8220;Meghan.&#8221;\u00a0 What were they thinking?<\/p>\n<p>Please, Shawn and Lana, let the nightmares end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought part of the settlement when Kooky Canuck agreed to totally dissociate itself from its former name was, no more scary almost-human creatures.\u00a0 No Big Foot, no Sasquatch, no Yeti. And then tonight they brought back the scariest creature of them all.\u00a0 &#8220;Meghan.&#8221;\u00a0 What were they thinking? Please, Shawn and Lana, let the nightmares &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/21\/they-brought-the-monster-back\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;They brought the monster back&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3810"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3810"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3810\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3812,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3810\/revisions\/3812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->